GROOMING
(For young men only)

I’m sorry if nobody taught you this earlier (if you were, great). Our own parents would not countenance discussing such a subject but I’m you OG and it’s important.

So, lets start with a simple routine: Shaving.
Not your face. The nether regions
1/
Do you notice that from time to time (perhaps every week or two) your lady disappears into the bathroom and spends an extended length of time there? No, she’s not calling another man. She’s shaving her legs and privates.
Do you shave yours? (No, no not the legs pls).
Why not? 2/
Do you know how stinky your balls and the area are? (hair traps odor). So here’s the thing: you need to clean up down there at least once a month Grab a shaving cream and razor, bend over, hold your thing with one hand for balance and start mowing- the balls and area around it
3/
..including your butt cheeks and the area around your ass.

And no it doesn’t make you gay.
It makes you a clean guy.

Next Ted talk: caring for your shoes 4/

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6 Dec
THE CBN’S NEW REMITTANCE POLICY.
The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) released a regulatory bombshell on November 30 mandating that all dollar remittances into Nigeria will be received in dollars only.

The circular:
cbn.gov.ng/Out/2020/TED/T…

It’s brilliant. Let me explain:
1/
The new policy means that ALL money transfer companies will now need to make completely different settlement rail arrangements.
Since all dollars transferred must be received by local banks only, they must setup and fund settlement accounts with the local banks. 2/
Whereas before they only needed to find a swap partner - a person or entity who will give them local currency and take their dollars offshore.
This meant the physical cash never made it into the country.

And this is the crux of the problem. 3/
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I believe “Eat the Rich” is a mere antique trope propagated to highlight the urgent need for action regarding the third member of the triumvirate of government’s traditional role, i.e:
3/ )To Promote Equality (the others are
1) Provide security 2) Provide public goods). 1/
Promoting Equality (for the purpose of social cohesion) has become a very important role of government and indeed an imperative in the last and present century since the introduction of technology greatly accelerated progress and at the same time reinforced inequalities.
2/
Regarding your essay on Karl Marx and Adam Smith, the essential difference between their philosophies hung on whether to accord capital or labor a greater of parity of esteem (supremacy) in the determination of value (Capital vs Labor theory of value).
3/
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29 Apr
IT’S TIME TO RETUCTURE AND GO REGIONAL
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“This is the time for the country to start talking about going back to regional government and slashing all the costs of a federal system which it clearly cannot afford.” 1/
“A country with a developmental agenda cannot go anywhere with over 500 federal MDAs, 36 state governments, 36 state houses of assembly and a unrepresentative national assembly all financed by crude oil money.”(FN) 2/
I believe the above viewpoint (which now ought to be the prevailing sentiment in the country) represents the best opportunity out of Nigeria’s current difficulties. What makes it so? It’s simple. The country is broke and the prospects for recovery are not fair. 3/
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Dear young Nigerian men:
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Your marriage is not your grandpa’s marriage. The woman you married is your equal. All that hard man talk and that other sh*t, that’s just boys-will-be-boys crudity. You’re now a man. Put it all behind you. Prove your machismo where it matters
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Cultivate a friendship and lasting bond with your spouse..and children. Get to know them (one advantage with the wife you’ll become a beneficiary of a secret sororal solidarity network which perks include juicy gossip- even Madiba was in on this, don’t play yourself).
2/
If you don’t have help in your home, assign yourself house chores (Living in America mine was a handy man and dish washer - you’ll find it relaxing). Must own a toolbox. The good news is that you can still go out and tell the boys how you’re the boss at home. She won’t tell.
3/
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NIGERIA: THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC AND ITS AFTERMATH
“To speak or not to speak”, might well be PMB’s prerogative nevertheless it is a red herring. The real and urgent debate Nigerians ought to be having is the possible negative economic impact of COVID-19.

A few prefatory remarks
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Overall, the COVID-19 impact on the advanced countries has been devastating.
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Currently, the US has extended lockdowns until April 30, and the UK is projecting a minimum of 6 months for return to normalcy. 3/
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