Skeledjinn has had it with you guys. He casts "Rocks Fall, You Die!" If you make your save, you only take half of a million points of damage. Image
Really have a hard time understanding how anyone can seriously play this way. Image
So there is pages of crap where the HIGH LEVEL PC's are supposed to be flunkies in some loser army. They do watches. They report to their commander. Blah Blah. This whole scene is basically to set up a patron encounter WHICH THE DM COULD HAVE JUST INTRODUCED IN THE FIRST PLACE. Image
Missions are fine. My players would do just about anything if there is significant gold for training costs on the line. But module X4 assumers that the players will just do whatever they are "supposed" to do until you just hint to them what they are "supposed" to do. Toxic! Image
Any group that is playing D&D long enough to get 5th level characters will already have a background and it won't fit with this. The players will already be "Knights of Trollopulous" and can be hired by Prince Elric when they show up for the special Monster Girl Ball. Not hard! Image
Pointless set-piece encounter happens when the players are sent on their mission. No chance to avoid. No way to find out that it is coming. Assumed here is that the players will be travelling by boat and they will be sitting ducks. Everything wrong with post-2000 D&D RIGHT HERE. Image
The whole point of the wilderness rules is that the players CAN GO ANYWHERE THEY WANT AND DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. If they get lost, they will do something they didn't plan on doing which may be more fun than what they intended to do. Image
Taking the wilderness framework given in the B/X rules and then imposing a linear script on top of it that short circuits player autonomy is STUPID. Given that these modules are supposed to illustrate how the game IS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED, this is REALLY BAD for the hobby. Fail! Image

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22 Dec
Another gem from module X4. The first thing you do in this encounter is talk a long long time about the player characters' dreams. Because everyone knows that players love to let the DM talk talk talk as much as he feels like. Image
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Once you are in the encounter you are stuck until you do whatever it is that the Dungeon Master has decided you are going to do. Which is maybe along the lines of part of that session where the players went to Gayhenna to make a deal with a weird extraplanar entity. Image
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Party is filling out waiver forms before entering the dungeon.
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Honestly, I wouldn't blame anyone that threw these books against the wall at this point and then made Tunnels & Trolls instead. Image
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Okay, sure. A hero is worth four "men" and a super-hero is worth eight "men". What type of "man" that is depends on whether you are equipped as heavy foot, armored foot, light horse, or whatever. Image
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For each retweet this gets I will post one surprising thing we discovered running AD&D by the book with an all original campaign. (Note: was a die hard B/X, ACKS, Classic Traveller guy going into this.) Image
In first edition AD&D, orcs are not the Predator-looking monsters of those execrable fantasy movies that have now set how most people imagine them. Nope! In addition to having pig noses, real AD&D orcs are also SHORT. Human fighters cram them into lockers all the time! Image
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AD&D does not offer instant gratification. I create a one page dungeon with no guarantee that the players will ever go there. Magic-user spends thousands of gold to research an original spell when he doesn't even know if he has passed his "chance to know" roll for it or not.
The player has an opportunity to make a lasting impact on how the game is played. But given, say, five different spell concepts... he won't know which of them will actually enter play and become incorporated in to the campaign's legendarium.
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The AD&D grappling rules are in the game for two reasons. One is so that there is a means for the game to continue when hapless players have allowed themselves to be completely disarmed. The other is so that elite players can utterly dominate the game.
Class and level-- combined with a secret die roll-- serve as a floating bonus either on the initial chance to hit or on the combat result table. Character level will at most result in a swing of 2 or 3 percentage points. You won't witness D&D game design this bold anywhere else!
Great stuff here. Beautiful rules for handling subdual damage, recovery, knockouts. An order of magnitude better than every other house rule and elaboration ever made for this game. This is important because it establishes that Gygax was not high on cocaine when he wrote this.
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