Share this page!

Clara Jeffery Profile picture
Twitter logo
23 Dec, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Uh, anyone in the Mission missing a pet parakeet? Because there is one in my tree? #bird #BirdTwitter
Cc @OfficerEdith
I think it is a Budgerigar... #budgie
Ok called @SFACC, no one has reported one missing and they won’t try and catch it b/c probably futile/require @SFFD. However if this is your bird and you want to come try and coax it down, ping me.

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
　

Keep Current with Clara Jeffery

Clara Jeffery Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @ClaraJeffery

Clara Jeffery Profile picture
24 Dec
This is a life rights scam and anyone who thinks differently 🌉💰
Legit non-young journalists falling for this entire storyline has been 🤦‍♀️
I mean props for whichever agent rolled it out this way but jfc, this is not verite
Read 4 tweets
Clara Jeffery Profile picture
23 Dec
Photog @amyosborneamy and @sjmichaels interviewed people in line at SF food banks. Please read this and give to food banks: motherjones.com/food/2020/12/i…
"I was laid off in August­—I’d been working at Golden Gate Park, for Rec and Parks. And it looks like I’m going to run out of unemployment soon. The city is saying they have a deficit of millions of dollars, so these jobs are not going to open again."
"I had a job of 12 years, doing basic office work for a big accounting firm downtown...Then I got the dreaded Zoom call....They give a good amount of food. It was heavy —and I was in the Marines.I wasn’t embarrassed. It’s easy not to be embarrassed when you have a mask on"
Read 4 tweets
Clara Jeffery Profile picture
22 Dec
I think the “I fell in love with a sociopath I was supposed to be bloodlessly covering and now he won’t return my emails, but I still love him” is a play for life rights $$, pure and simple.

NYC/LA needs at least 3-5 of these a year.

Yawn
I would also love to see a diagram of the interlocking agents/publishers—and, most importantly, their other key clients—pushing out this story.
Anywho, people who betray their professional ethics because they are (or pretend to be) besotted with a sociopath who, tellingly is wary of the fame machine, you’re ginning up for profit/sympathy, maybe shouldn’t be given massive MSM oxygen?

See also, Donald Trump
Read 4 tweets
Clara Jeffery Profile picture
21 Dec
“managing the known unknowns of Giuliani’s endless capacity to fuck up so much that he was at the center of several personal and international legal dramas at once was consuming time and manpower at campaign HQ when there was little left to spare” nymag.com/intelligencer/…
We’ve had other seriously horrible presidents. But is there any other for whom a paragraph like this would have been penned?
“This is reality,” he said. “When they come in, they check their egos at the door, because look: It is what it is. There’s no sugarcoating it.” He gestured to the wall of dildos on his left.
Read 4 tweets
Clara Jeffery Profile picture
21 Dec
“It’s not a Christmas movie. Just because a movie is set@at Christmas, does not make it a Christmas movie!”—the 12 yo, wrongly
We’ll get him there
“I know what cocaine is Mom,” as I explain this guy
Read 7 tweets
Clara Jeffery Profile picture
17 Dec
Congrats to @RepDebHaaland (and also @jnoisecat)

Of all the historic firsts, this may be the biggest. To have a Native American preside over public lands is a total game changer. washingtonpost.com/climate-enviro…
I hope one of the things @RepDebHaaland can do is instill Native understanding about how to fight fires by embracing small fires to the @forestservice. We've had 100 years of bad policy: motherjones.com/environment/20…
A Native American will preside over the Bureau of Indian Affairs. It is a monumental thing.
Read 4 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!

Like this author's thread?

Get emails when @ClaraJeffery has new unrolls!

Check out other threads from @ClaraJeffery!

Read all threads by @ClaraJeffery