Damn cheap PR for the mustache brigade. apple.news/A4-hVJ7sZScW6U…
Even after the historic Movember Accords. Mustache haters abound. ew.com/tv/mandalorian…
Rooted deeply in developing nations, lumberjacks, porn stars and 70's era hockey players the silent but deep shame directed to mustache owners must be erased. Education seems to be the key. wired.com/story/facial-h…
Perhaps the most perfect form was the hockey player ability to combine mustaches with mullet creating the worst case scenario of MulletMovember. vancouverisawesome.com/canucks-hockey… 
"He traced the origin of the military moustache to 18th century Croatian Hussar cavalry regiments who decked themselves in tall fir hats, sheepskin saddles, colorful sashes and fierce, black moustaches in order to intimidate their enemies." blog.wellcomelibrary.org/2015/11/the-ri…
You can see how far our great military has fallen. From civil war hirsuteness to homeless beards...but nothing in between. The Army ridicules the field 'stache: "It's weak, but it's got potential," he said." army.mil/article/43396/…
"A "military mustache," acceptable to the letter of the regulations, is no wider than the ends of the upper lip and is trimmed at/above the lip line." Bolderdash; businessinsider.com/best-civil-war…
Tom Selleck sans stache. I rest my case.
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