Starmer rules out abstaining on the deal or voting against it. So he'll vote for the deal.
"I can say today that when this deal comes before parliament Labour will accept it and vote for it."
I know lots of people think this is a mistake. I really don't think it matters one way or the other. What matters is that Starmer finds his voice on this issue & makes it clear that the deal is terrible and can only be supported on the basis that it's better than no deal at all.
And on that measure, this is quite a good speech. "Let me be absolutely clear - and say directly to the government - up against no deal, we accept this deal, but the consequences of it are yours and yours alone."
We will hold you to account for it every second you are in power, for the promises you have made and the promises you break. No longer can you blame somebody else. Responsibility for this deal - lies squarely at the door of No.10."
Starmer answer to a question quite revealing. "We've now got a base upon which to build." In the text of the speech, he said: "It is something we will build on compared to the chaos of no deal."
That seems broadly the right approach to me and the right message - backing the deal, if you must, to avoid no-deal. Saying it is shit regardless. Holding the government to account for what follows from it.
Personally I think Starmer should also rule out any attempt to rejoin the EU in the next parliament if Labour wins the election. Just kill it as an issue. Rejoining would require a referendum and there'll be no appetite for that right now.
But commit to constructing a much closer relationship with the EU through one big agreement or a series of smaller ones, perfectly in line with what he said today.
Sticks in the throat of course, but there are no good options here. Pro-Europeans should be aiming at securing a referendum on getting back into the EU in 2030 - no earlier, or you just look like loons.
And on that timetable, regardless of a Labour victory in the next election, it can succeed.
This isn't Labour's fault. It's the Conservatives. Make them own it, and what comes next.
Right. Bugger this for a game of soldiers. Time for Christmas. I guess I'll come back and read that thing after Boxing day. Until then, they can all get to fuck.
Merry Christmas you cunts.
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Next few days will be rather trying. The Brexit government will claim an extraordinary achievement, rather than a sloppy act of vandalism. The Brexit headbangers will claim to object on deeply-held moral principle, rather than cynicism or incomprehension.
Johnson on one hand. Farage on the other. Twin poles of self-serving reactionary British political idiocy. ERG lot presumably splitting between one and the other. The gut shrinks with shame at the notion that they are in any way pertinent to the country's future.
But honestly, I am massively relieved. Having a deal, even one with parameters as poverty-stricken as this one, is a good thing.
I've made this point before, now making it again. The way that otherwise innocuous family-friendly mobile games are pushing the gambling trigger in people's brains is quite disturbing.
I'm used to basic video game rewards: you secure points and you use those points to upgrade in whatever way you see fit. Work for reward.
But most mobile games I've played recently won't allow that. You're forced into a lucky dip process, usually through crates with variable rewards.
I just played Echo on the VR, a kinda futuristic hoverball online multiplayer thing. Several important things happened.
First of all I had so much fun I nearly puked.
Secondly I am still dizzy. Thirdly, I fucking scored a goal man. Demonstrably my greatest ever sporting accomplishment (there are no others) and it was alone in my pyjamas with a computer on my face.
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Especially the children. They must be indoctrinated into the desirability of an autonomous life. If you don't buy it for them and they grow up to be reactionary it'll be your fault.
There may arguably be an internal contradiction between indoctrination and autonomy but let's not dwell on these things.
So they've bottled it over Christmas. Knowing what it will entail, knowing that people will die, but in such a state of frozen petrified uselessness that it's going to happen anyway.
The messaging on this is going to be fucked, even by their standards. 'Isolate beforehand - except of course that you're supposed to isolate for ten days and it's now nine days to Christmas'.
'Don't go home unless it's necessary, except of course that Christmas fundamentally isn't necessary so nothing in this statement makes any sense.'
So from what I can ascertain, we're heading to a world in where there will basically be a weekly Star Wars AND Marvel TV show of some sort or another, all the time, forever. And that sounds a fine world to me.
Oh and an Alien TV show. Insane.
TV might actually be the perfect format to finally fix Alien. Some kind of anthology format? Like the old Dark Horse comics. I would eat. that. shit. up.