At some point this has to be a kink, yes?
https://twitter.com/prisonplanet/status/1342229242659168256
I just know in my soul that only one end of that cigar has been cut
I further know at a material level that it was lit with a lighter and would taste mostly of butane anyway
Cigars are really a pathetic affectation because the only way to actually enjoy one requires you to do a lot of bullshit and then commit to spending basically the rest of the day smoking the fucking thing
It’s why old men like them, it’s a good excuse to sit outside doing nothing for five or six hours
At least if you smoke a pipe most of what you’re tasting isn’t your own saliva soaked into wet leaves
Plus you’re not picking bits of tobacco out of your own mouth afterwards. Cigars are cucked, if you want to be pretentious about your smoking get a pipe like your granddad
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