Thread by @AliceAvizandum

back in the workshop :)

‘our goal is the happiness of all mankind’

the happiness of all mankind here being achieved by muffler changes

it’s Car Mechanic Simulator 2018

I had to replace your ABS module and pump. fifteen thousand dollars please

okay just pull on in. it- HAHAHAHAHA

C/S EXHAUST LOUD. nothing about the rust

guess where the exhaust comes out on one of these

wherever you’re guessing you’re wrong

pretty much directly under the driver’s seat

okay just pop the hood and we’ll HAHHAHAHAHA

next, Jake and Elwood

CHEVY NOVA. they had to change your name before they sold you in Spanish speaking countries

‘I let my husband drive it and now it won’t start’ oh lady. oh no. I’m just chasing this man’s incompetence through this entire engine

It has four camshafts and he has fucked two of them and the cam gear for one of the others

ma’am I’m sorry but I do think you need to have him put down

hello barn car. I am purchasing you

...I immediately regret this

stripped down to shell. if I try and actually restore this I may bankrupt myself

well she has new suspension and wheels. engine’s gonna be the expensive part though

the expensive part

well she runs, she drives, and she’s got a fresh set of Dubai plates because I thought that would be funny. I am several million years away from being able to afford my own paint shop though so she just looks like this

oh and I put a new Mercedes steering wheel in, again because I thought it would be funny

sold for 32 thousand dollars, somehow

my profit here is about one thousand dollar

let me go buy another one

I highly recommend installing all the mods on the steam workshop if you get this because a) they’re usually very good and b) it adds the layer of realism that you will just find unexpectedly the fucking uhhh bucket from a model T in the same shed as a grand cherokee door panel

in this crate I have found a broken transmission casing, a front left door for some kind of subaru, a left side mirror, the front end of a Ford F100 and the tail light from a dodge. also there’s a Ferrari in here

oh buddy. two thousand dollar Opel Kadett

there’s a trans am in here. but it’s 35000 and I have 49. but there’s a trans am in here

I’m taking the Opel. But I did always want a trans am

there are snakeskin boots in the glove box

oh wait no that is an actual snake

sold for 5k including the plates implying this car did 9/11. I made an 8k loss on this

these plates are available as a cheap souvenir (new yawk babey) but are not considerably uglier than the ones the senate voted through, and the DMV finally implemented

I have now financially ruined myself by purchasing a Ford F-250 and a Plymouth Volare wagon

financial ruin rebuilding the smurf-ass V6 for the Volare

rebuilt engine, new wheels, new transmission, new front bumper. sold for 26 and a half thousand

YES. tonka truck looking ass. I am not doing anything to this except making her start