"yo, yo, oprah's book club selection? you hear what reese's book club selection said about yo mama? and look at this punk, this selection from store staff. store staff up in her picking some john updike, i mean damn."
"damn boy, this coffee table book of marvel illustrations is lookin' TIGHT ... but at the same time, at the same time, your boy douglas adams has this prestige edition of the hitchhiker's guide, know what im sayin' son?"
(this is as cool as i possibly get)
"aw shit"
"what"
"i said aw shit"
"what man, what?"
"BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS COLLECTED EDITION OF HIS FIRST SUPERMAN RUN IS NOW AVAILABLE IN TRADE PAPERBACK FORMAT"
"IS YOU SERIOUS?"
"HELL YES IM SERIOUS"
"HOMES CHANGED THE GAME"
"GAME. CHANGED."
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Last night he jumped up higher than I expected, stole a slice of cheese that nearly choked him cause it was too big as I chased him around the house to get it out of his airway. Slightly terrifying but now retroactively hilarious and I'm never underestimating how high he can jump
me, an idiot, puts food on tray and assumes a dachshund cant jump that high and goes to the other room for a minute
kal-el, ingenious thief, understands four-inch legs are no impediment to actually jumping high enough to steal food from said tray.
he was like, this cheese is actually too big for me and its making me choke, but i want to eat it and also you're chasing me so i am going to try and run away and chew it at the same time!
if pelosi floated an idea and it didn't go anywhere, that would maybe be a point. but the heroes act passed the house. it technically even had bipartisan support (one gop vote) clerk.house.gov/Votes/2020109
for a purportedly nonpartisan reporter to now say "doesn't count" is pretty sad and weak and of course... typical.
just decided i want to combine one of those christmas romances with an action movie. who will bankroll my production for christmas 2021? (ive never written or directed a movie)
she's a special forces veteran back in town to see her family that owns the mill, and he's the cynical developer from the big city. but now terrorists have taken him hostage and only she can save him with her daddy's catchet of hi-tech weapons.
its hot cocoa, christmas sweaters, sparkling xmas trees and a ton of explosions.
on a podcast i enjoy one of the co-hosts uses "like" every third word. i know its sort of bias from me along with a generational affect but it drives me insane.
on another show i like the two hosts say everything is "amazing" and im always thinking "it can't all be amazing because then nothing is amazing."
i think a cat that saves a baby from a burning building is "amazing" i dont think someone crossing the street is "amazing."
They are now trying to cover their rears. People like Isgur chose to go work for Trump and executed his policies. Don't let them get away with this nonsense.
After Hitler shot himself, suddenly the Germans acted like they all wanted him out of power. We saw you at the rallies, giving a sharp salute, wearing your swastika armband. You loved every minute of it.
You should also remember Isgur is the person CNN hired to be their politics editor despite her career in GOP activism. Liberal media, indeed.