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John Fetterman

27 Dec, 16 tweets, 4 min read

PA: Out of 7M ballots cast, we had 3 cases of documented voter fraud in 2020. All three voted for the President.

📣🤪: “zombies voting”

1) Dead mom 💀👵🏻
citizensvoice.com/news/crime-eme…

2) Returns in sunglasses 🕶
dailylocal.com/news/charges-f…

3) Dead Mom 2️⃣👵🏻💀
mcall.com/opinion/mc-opi…

“zombies voting” pairs nicely from the President’s remaining legal counsel with:

PSA: January 6th isn’t going to be “epic” if you’re a citizen of the breakaway subculture of outlandish online conspiracy.

It’s literally a mathematical certainty.

just in Luzerne and Delco but yes

ALL kidding aside- this takes home the 🥇 for today

Nearly 70+\- stinging, humiliating , unanimous court rebukes, including 2 from SCOTUS for the 🥈 today

Annnnnd... by literal definition courts exist to “look at evidence” to render a ruling, for the 🥉today.

GAME IS RIGGED!!!!
#StopTheSteel

My concurrent shadow game has the Steelers up 36-7 so don’t listen to LAMESTREAM MEDIA!!!!

Proving something is true by sending something that’s *literally* labeled a lie is peak simp

GAME WAS RIGGED UNTIL NOW!!!

LEGAL TOUCHDOWNS ONLY!!!!

GREAT VICTORY!!!! NEVER CLAIMED GAME RIGGED- FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!

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John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

28 Dec

So, PA has 60+\- 🟥 counties.

In nearly two whole months, not a single one has put forth *any* cases voter fraud for Biden.

Is it because:

One 🟥 county, Luzerne, *did* report my dude in Forty Fort and his dead mom.

It was “the first case of voter fraud in over 30 years.”

In Pennsylvania, we took our 2020 documented cases of voter fraud very seriously while finding them also impossibly ironic and hilarious.

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John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

26 Dec

https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1342690476034502656

Every member of Generation X grew up routinely blistering the skin from the roof of their mouths or they’re dirty liars.

You knew it was time for your next pie when the burns healed.

https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1342690476034502656

It slid out of this card-stock sleeve into the small of your hand at a few degrees short of roiling boil.

To those of you in my TL from Gen X “I didn’t eat McDonald’s” 🙄:

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John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

26 Dec

https://twitter.com/witfnews/status/1342835068247678982

PAGOP: There was massive voter fraud in *our* 2019 bill- except all of the races we won.

Zero fraud in those.

That both Biden and Fitzpatrick won ( by 13 points ) is simply trickery to hide PADEM’s fraud- *except* in the races we won tbc.

https://twitter.com/witfnews/status/1342835068247678982

In a gesture of pre-holiday goodwill we also threw 2 of the 3 statewide row offices to the PAGOP because why not?

And also made sure the PA house minority leader lost his race too.

THEN throw-in we *also* conspired with REPUBLICAN Governors in GA/AZ.

It’s literally this illogical and disingenuous. They know this better than anyone.

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John Fetterman

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26 Dec

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When they go low, we go shorts. ✊

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John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

23 Dec

https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1341130217277054977

1000’s voted 🗳 for PA’s Top Voter Fraud Case of 2020:

🥇”Returns in Sunglasses”

🥈 “My Dude in Forty Fort”

🥉 “It’s Bartman!!”

While it’s hilarious 💯 voted for Trump, these cases powerfully demonstrate how RARE + HARD it is to commit actual fraud.

3 out of 7M. 🤯. (1/3)

https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1341130217277054977

The lies. The snake-handling at the Ramada. The lawsuits.

All of it, nothing more than bad performance art. 3 votes-votes that didn’t even count- out of nearly 7M cast.

Hard Truth: Biden won PA, + the Republicans over-performed *significantly* down ballot.

(2/3)

I don’t know who needs to hear this -jk I know who- but if:

👉 AG Barr

👉 Pat Robertson

👉 Geraldo

👉 Newsmax 😳

ALL agree it’s time to “move on”, it’s definitely time to book that UHAUL.

Dissatisfaction with the outcome is not election fraud.

It’s Democracy. (3/3)

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