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27 Dec, 16 tweets, 4 min read
PA: Out of 7M ballots cast, we had 3 cases of documented voter fraud in 2020. All three voted for the President.

📣🤪: “zombies voting”
1) Dead mom 💀👵🏻
citizensvoice.com/news/crime-eme…
2) Returns in sunglasses 🕶
dailylocal.com/news/charges-f…
3) Dead Mom 2️⃣👵🏻💀
mcall.com/opinion/mc-opi…
“zombies voting” pairs nicely from the President’s remaining legal counsel with:
PSA: January 6th isn’t going to be “epic” if you’re a citizen of the breakaway subculture of outlandish online conspiracy.

It’s literally a mathematical certainty.
just in Luzerne and Delco but yes
ALL kidding aside- this takes home the 🥇 for today
Nearly 70+\- stinging, humiliating , unanimous court rebukes, including 2 from SCOTUS for the 🥈 today
Annnnnd... by literal definition courts exist to “look at evidence” to render a ruling, for the 🥉today.
GAME IS RIGGED!!!!
#StopTheSteel
My concurrent shadow game has the Steelers up 36-7 so don’t listen to LAMESTREAM MEDIA!!!!
Proving something is true by sending something that’s *literally* labeled a lie is peak simp
GAME WAS RIGGED UNTIL NOW!!!
LEGAL TOUCHDOWNS ONLY!!!!
GREAT VICTORY!!!! NEVER CLAIMED GAME RIGGED- FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!

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28 Dec
So, PA has 60+\- 🟥 counties.

In nearly two whole months, not a single one has put forth *any* cases voter fraud for Biden.

Is it because:
One 🟥 county, Luzerne, *did* report my dude in Forty Fort and his dead mom.

It was “the first case of voter fraud in over 30 years.”
In Pennsylvania, we took our 2020 documented cases of voter fraud very seriously while finding them also impossibly ironic and hilarious.
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26 Dec
Every member of Generation X grew up routinely blistering the skin from the roof of their mouths or they’re dirty liars.

You knew it was time for your next pie when the burns healed.
It slid out of this card-stock sleeve into the small of your hand at a few degrees short of roiling boil.
To those of you in my TL from Gen X “I didn’t eat McDonald’s” 🙄:

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26 Dec
PAGOP: There was massive voter fraud in *our* 2019 bill- except all of the races we won.

Zero fraud in those.

That both Biden and Fitzpatrick won ( by 13 points ) is simply trickery to hide PADEM’s fraud- *except* in the races we won tbc.
In a gesture of pre-holiday goodwill we also threw 2 of the 3 statewide row offices to the PAGOP because why not?

And also made sure the PA house minority leader lost his race too.
THEN throw-in we *also* conspired with REPUBLICAN Governors in GA/AZ.

It’s literally this illogical and disingenuous. They know this better than anyone.
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26 Dec
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When they go low, we go shorts. ✊
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23 Dec
1000’s voted 🗳 for PA’s Top Voter Fraud Case of 2020:

🥇”Returns in Sunglasses”

🥈 “My Dude in Forty Fort”

🥉 “It’s Bartman!!”

While it’s hilarious 💯 voted for Trump, these cases powerfully demonstrate how RARE + HARD it is to commit actual fraud.

3 out of 7M. 🤯. (1/3)
The lies. The snake-handling at the Ramada. The lawsuits.

All of it, nothing more than bad performance art. 3 votes-votes that didn’t even count- out of nearly 7M cast.

Hard Truth: Biden won PA, + the Republicans over-performed *significantly* down ballot.

(2/3)
I don’t know who needs to hear this -jk I know who- but if:

👉 AG Barr

👉 Pat Robertson

👉 Geraldo

👉 Newsmax 😳

ALL agree it’s time to “move on”, it’s definitely time to book that UHAUL.

Dissatisfaction with the outcome is not election fraud.

It’s Democracy. (3/3)
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22 Dec
Aw, it’s gon national n’at. 🥰
Hopefully NOW @DanPatrick will pay the people of Pennsylvania the handsome reward it deserves for rooting out voter fraud.
Because I represent ALL of Pennsylvania, I am willing to split my handsome reward into:

$1.5M in Sheetz gift cards

$1.5M in Wawa gift cards.
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