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26 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
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When they go low, we go shorts. ✊
Thought about this while I got that tweet together- I’ve only ever worn pants because of a formal dress code 🙄 or shaming from @giselefetterman

“You are NOT wearing shorts to {{ in the blank}} 🥺

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27 Dec
PA: Out of 7M ballots cast, we had 3 cases of documented voter fraud in 2020. All three voted for the President.

📣🤪: “zombies voting”
1) Dead mom 💀👵🏻
citizensvoice.com/news/crime-eme…
2) Returns in sunglasses 🕶
dailylocal.com/news/charges-f…
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26 Dec
Every member of Generation X grew up routinely blistering the skin from the roof of their mouths or they’re dirty liars.

You knew it was time for your next pie when the burns healed.
It slid out of this card-stock sleeve into the small of your hand at a few degrees short of roiling boil.
To those of you in my TL from Gen X “I didn’t eat McDonald’s” 🙄:

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26 Dec
PAGOP: There was massive voter fraud in *our* 2019 bill- except all of the races we won.

Zero fraud in those.

That both Biden and Fitzpatrick won ( by 13 points ) is simply trickery to hide PADEM’s fraud- *except* in the races we won tbc.
In a gesture of pre-holiday goodwill we also threw 2 of the 3 statewide row offices to the PAGOP because why not?

And also made sure the PA house minority leader lost his race too.
THEN throw-in we *also* conspired with REPUBLICAN Governors in GA/AZ.

It’s literally this illogical and disingenuous. They know this better than anyone.
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23 Dec
1000’s voted 🗳 for PA’s Top Voter Fraud Case of 2020:

🥇”Returns in Sunglasses”

🥈 “My Dude in Forty Fort”

🥉 “It’s Bartman!!”

While it’s hilarious 💯 voted for Trump, these cases powerfully demonstrate how RARE + HARD it is to commit actual fraud.

3 out of 7M. 🤯. (1/3)
The lies. The snake-handling at the Ramada. The lawsuits.

All of it, nothing more than bad performance art. 3 votes-votes that didn’t even count- out of nearly 7M cast.

Hard Truth: Biden won PA, + the Republicans over-performed *significantly* down ballot.

(2/3)
I don’t know who needs to hear this -jk I know who- but if:

👉 AG Barr

👉 Pat Robertson

👉 Geraldo

👉 Newsmax 😳

ALL agree it’s time to “move on”, it’s definitely time to book that UHAUL.

Dissatisfaction with the outcome is not election fraud.

It’s Democracy. (3/3)
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22 Dec
Aw, it’s gon national n’at. 🥰
Hopefully NOW @DanPatrick will pay the people of Pennsylvania the handsome reward it deserves for rooting out voter fraud.
Because I represent ALL of Pennsylvania, I am willing to split my handsome reward into:

$1.5M in Sheetz gift cards

$1.5M in Wawa gift cards.
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22 Dec
Bumping to give final chance to 🗳:

Best Case PA Voter Fraud 2020 🏆

My “dude in Forty Fort” holds a slim lead over “returns in sunglasses”

It’s Bartman!! solid dark horse imo.

In Summary:

👉 3 cases of +\-7M:

👉 2/3 involve dead moms 👵🏻💀

👉 💯 for Trump

👉 💯 Hilarious
Since I’ll prolly never see 🥺 my handsome reward from LG Dan Patrick, I’ll be sending a Sheetz Gift card to *one* random, lucky voter for the best explanation of *why* they voted for a case.
🚨 BREAKING: Trump captured 100% of the dead mom vote in the Pennsylvania General Election.
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