I used to wear Wonder Woman Underoos as a kid. My mother would make me behave by telling me I wouldn't be able to watch the original Lynda Carter show. I was OBSESSED.
Which makes the current DCEU version of WW downright depressing for me.
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The problem with Wonder Woman in the live action DCEU has similar roots to the problems with ALL the live action DCEU. There isn't a single person in charge who understands and LOVES these characters. So no singular vision. To whit:
Jenkins was correct to toss out Whedon's version of Diana. No way she sits on the sidelines while people suffer. That's not my Diana. My Diana would also not be an idiot over Chris Pine, but that's a different rant. This rant is about TERRIBLE WRITING.
Good writing has LAYERS. Go watch just about any Pixar film to learn about layering. Layers means that the action and dialog have one meaning for the characters and another meaning for the audience. An example from CAPTAIN MARVEL...
In CAPTAIN MARVEL, we have a badass woman who is kept under control by an evil dude who gaslights her about her power and potential. She is held back by a misogynist patriarchy that is downright terrified of what she'd be capable of if she was allowed to believe in herself.
The final fight in CAPTAIN MARVEL is cinematic genius. We are going to get the cliched ending where a badguy mouths off about his plans and motivations, and Marvel just decks the dude. It is commentary about mansplaining while satirizing cinema. Brilliant.
So the DCEU had a problem with Wonder Woman. She's been around a long time, but we haven't seen her yet. What to do? Lazy writer: SHE'S BEEN IN HIDING ON AN ISLAND. SHE'S EMO. SHE IS REALLY GOOD AT BEING STEALTHY.
Zero social commentary. Zero layers. Boring and dumb.
What they should have done is so damn obvious that it makes a writer cry. They should have shown that Diana was there all along in PLAIN SIGHT, saving the world's bacon over and over again, but we refused to see her contributions. You know, like history.
Like Rosalind Franklin, Ada Lovelace, Judith Rich Harris, Grace Hopper, Chien-Shiung Wu, and a thousand others.
Imagine the wow-factor of seeing classic DCEU shots, but this time we see that Diana was there the entire time, fighting alongside Batman and Superman.
She's standing there with Bruce outside the Joker's interrogation room. She's there with Superman fighting Lex.
We just didn't see her. We didn't give her any credit. But she was there all along.
At some point, a character asks her how she's stayed invisible so long. Is it her magic lasso? "No." Is it her invisible plane? She points to the plane, painted red, blue, and gold. "I made it as bright as I could, a symbol of hope."
Then how?
"You tell me," she says.
The reason she's been invisible is because she never asked for praise. She never stuck around for the press conference. There was ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE TO SAVE.
I was raised by a single mom who worked three jobs to keep the lights on. She had no time for taking credit. #badass
So why is she suddenly visible in the 21st century? It's not anything magical she did. It's what women of our time started doing. They started seeing and BELIEVING. Pushing back. Told through vignettes like this:
A man boasting about how Superman saved the day. His little daughter corrects him. "Wonder Woman did that," she says. He hushes her, and we see a little scowl on her face.
A dinner date. Obvious first date. Man is bragging about being at a bank when Batman stopped a robbery. We see his bored date on her phone, liking a story shared by a friend on how Wonder Woman stopped the robbery. Batman showed up late. "Traffic," he said.
So when Wonder Woman is asked why she's been invisible, the answer is that it's taken us this long to see her. She's always been here, always kicking ass, never looking for credit. Like many of our moms. Like many women throughout history.
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I write speculative fiction for a living, so let's do something fun. I'm going to tell you a story that takes place in an alternate universe, one in which Trump wins reelection in the biggest landslide since Reagan carried 49 states. It goes like this:
All his life, Donald Trump has hated anything *not* him. A classic narcissist, this hate of the "other" made him xenophobic and racist. He started his campaign decrying Mexicans. One of his first moves was to ban the entry of Muslims.
The hate of "other" also made Donald Trump a germaphobe. This is a guy who once said that shaking hands is "barbaric." This was long before we collectively agreed with him. He was ahead of his time.
9/11 used to be a somber day of remembrance for me. Ground zero was a hectic place.
But then we started having two or more 9/11s every week without much action from our leaders, and now I realize that 9/11 wasn't about the loss of life.
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9/11 was about feeling violated. All those people who passed away 19 years ago were killed by a handful of religious extremists. Humans did it. And we wanted vengeance.
That thirst for blood cost trillions of dollars and thousands of lives in a war that continues today.
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It's wild to me that the time when we should have done less, we went to extremes. And the time when we should have taken extreme actions, we did very little.
One month of closed borders, mandatory mask use, and hand-washing could have saved 200k - 400k American lives.
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Frost's greatest gift -- and the one most difficult to access -- is his use of the unreliable narrator. His poems lie to us. These untruths conceal deep and profound truths.
Frost's most famous poem is perhaps the most famous poem of all-time, the Mona Lisa of poems, his THE ROAD NOT TAKEN.
The most fascinating thing to me about THE ROAD NOT TAKEN is that most people get the title wrong. Which is incredibly meta. Because I'm about to blow your mind. The poem is about two paths that are identical in one aspect: Neither path has ever been walked down.
People are worried about book pirates and I'm over here worried about people not reading.
Other things I don't vilify that bypass author and publisher income:
Handing a book you love to a friend.
Used bookstores.
There are several different kinds of pirates:
1) Hoarders. People who steal just to amass large amounts of 1s and 0s on hard drives. They consume .00001% of what they steal. They weren't going to pay for it anyway.
These are the pirates people fear the most, for no reason.
2) Broke people. There are voracious readers out there who don't have the income to support the number of books they consume. These are often the super-spreaders who start book blogs, write book reviews, and pester their friends to read more.
When I was 19, I was pulled over by a cop because I didn't have an inspection sticker on my windshield. I was on my way home from community college. I wasn't breaking any law, wasn't speeding, didn't run a stop sign, didn't fail to indicate. Just a sticker missing.
When the officer told me why I was pulled over, I pulled my inspection out of the glove box. I'd just had my windshield replaced that week due to a crack. The letter certified my inspection until I could get a new sticker. Figured that would be the end of it. Nope...
Back then, I used to smoke Drum tobacco rolled cigarettes. The cop saw the tobacco in the glove compartment along with the rolling papers. He asked me where the drugs were in the car. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He was serious.
Let me start by saying that I know nothing about the stock market.
Let me follow that up by saying that neither does anyone else.
What I love about the stock market is that it's made up of us. It's a bunch of deranged humans trying to guess what a bunch of other deranged humans are thinking.
Some of the valuation is based on economic activity. But a lot is human psychology. Hence the booms and busts.
I remember the dot com bubble very well. And the housing bubble. Both times, I watched friends and family get sucked into the allure of easy money. Both times, I witnessed the suffering when the Ponzi Schemes and pyramids crumbled.