This year man, february..game ya Real Madrid na Man City Champs, nlikua natoka Nai nkienda eldy, nkachelewa kufika eldy nkafika saa sita usiku. Nkasema wacha nwatch game centre ya home...nkalipia the last nduthi adi uko..na najua after hapo kuna still kutembea almost 5km.....
...nkapata game second half, bado nil. Ata walifunga dakika ya 70 nashuku Ramos alikulanga red. Game ikaisha 2-0 or something. Kutoka hapo nlikua solo naenda ocha. Wakale wengi hawastay past 11 usiku. Nkaamua kutembea na bag yangu nkielekea home. Sisi kale men huwa brave.....
...nkatoka lami sasa bado a km ndani ama na half..kuingia imetulia na kila msee amedoz.Kiasi nkaona madogi kadhaa mbele. Little did i know ilikua mating season ya madogi. Nkajua basi hapa kamenuka na hio ndo the only road..
...as a kale man, nkasema no retreat no surrender, nkaenda roadside kungo'a dropper, kales say tropper or tropiat. Ikatoa some noise. Wacha madogi zikam full swing😂. Nywele ilisimama nkascram kupanda fence, moja karibu inipate nkaunleash nduru😂😂..
...kumbe zikatense pia zikatoka mbio..majamaa wakatoka juu ilikua a peaceful night nkaunleash mbio. Singesimama niface aibu ya kuunleash nduru juu ya dogi😂. Nlikimbia karibu a km nkiskia watu wakiongea uko nyuma. The next day napita hapo.......
...villagers wanadaisha ni kaa kulikua na mwizi. Mimi nacheka kimoyomoyo. My toxic masculinity haingekubali niseme ni mimi dogi ilinitoa mbio. Chenye inakubalika utoe nduru ni TN na chui pekee😂. Nlisema sitawaisema hii stori but the year is ending😊
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It is 30th December. What I have observed with KoT since January since I have been online most of the time. Kenyans on Twitter are bitter, Shitty and jealous. Also, Social media gives us a false sense of importance. Lemme speak my mind.
A Thread!
Scenario 1.
You post your girl or post your vacay, pass through the replies, you will be thrilled with how much venom is spewed, I have been participating too. Someone from mandera or kajiado or awasi , with his or her own insecurities will decide to pass it on to you.
Scenario 2.
Why would someone contact your boss because of a tweet?? Cancel clique, a certain lady came hard on Drey. Tagging his brand. Mental illness. Unloved creatures since birth. Shitty sisters to someone. Egocentric mfs with a bleak future. I wish them well