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30 Dec 20, 6 tweets, 2 min read
*Envisions a Stepp—Berger thunder and lightning 2021 backfield*
This dude pushes bodies

Oh my Marshawn
Hops? Sure

One cut? Why not
I swear I'm done after this one but a verdict has been reached: I love this guy

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31 Dec 20
I have a conspiracy theory about the Duke's Mayo Bowl dropping...Hear me out:
-The game is at 12 on a Wednesday and nobody watched
-How do they market their product? Free publicity.
-How do they do that? Take an old BCS bowl and loosely fasten it to the stand

Then...
Players dance, the bowl inevitably breaks and it's a front page story.

Why does this make too much sense? There was conveniently a bottle of Duke's Mayo next to the crime and a thing of duct tape.

What followed? It's a national story.

Now...Why would they do it
Reason 1: They were getting to much bad press for the Gatorade bath debacle

Reason 2: Nobody watched the game

Reason 3: Nobody has heard of Duke's Mayo

Or all three at the same time...It make too much sense to not be true
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30 Dec 20
#Badgers gameday thread...

Prediction, keys, players to watch and more:
(1x)
Keys to the game
-Jalen Berger all day long
-Hold the football
-Graham Mertz's early rhythm
-Finish drives
-Big day from the secondary
Players to watch...
UW: RB Berger, CB Williams, LB Chenal, QB Mertz, WR Dike
WF: DT Miles Fox, WR Jaquarii Roberson, RB Christian Beal-Smith, QB Sam Hartman, CB Ja'Sir Taylor
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