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Palonder nods and sets to work. The King’s stomach promptly growls. Loudly.
“Meals for us all, soonest,” Wolf says briskly, and the King closes his mouth on the demand he was going to make. And then peers all around.
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“I don’t remember this part of the Palace at ALL,” he says dubiously. “Why is that, Wolf?”
“You’re sober, Elvar. You never staggered in this direction, I recall, until revels were done and dawn was peeking through…
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3)
…yon windows.”
“Oh, gods spew, MUST you wax poetic?”
“Courtier, Sire, remember?”
“I’m seldom given a chance to forget, these days.”
“That’s because we so attentively attend you.”
“Behold, my royal gratitude shineth.”
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“Sarcasm ill befits a king, Elvar.”
“My utter lack of distress deepens, yet I drown not.”
“What brought this on, I wonder?” Chant murmurs.
“He’s thirsty. He’ll go on talking about not drowning until he’s no longer sober.”
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