A MATHEMATICAL CERTITUDE
🥱
A wholly discretionary exercise in public humiliation which is mathematically guaranteed to end in flames.
What’s truly priceless: they’re objecting to the Pennsylvania vote totals while concurrently acknowledging that there was zero fraud in their respective house races.

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More from @JohnFetterman

3 Jan
PA 2020 voter fraud summary:

✅ PAGOP votes unanimously for 2019 Vote-by Mail Law.

✅ PADEMS move to push to 2021 to give more time to integrate.

✅ PAGOP blocks because they want straight-party voting struck down for 2020.

✅ 2 Dead moms vote Trump 👵🏻💀

✅ Biden wins PA.
A baker’s dozen of simps in the US Senate will absolutely not change the the hard truth Joe Biden will be President on January 20th, 2021.
And Deadbeat Dan in Texas owes Pennsylvania $3M in handsome reward for reporting voter fraud.
Read 7 tweets
30 Dec 20
Let me be clear: PA had a 💯 free, full, fair election and we had three 3 documented cases of voter fraud. Not a single actual court cases even alleged otherwise.

On January 6th, 2021:

Math > Performative Simping
I got $5K to the charity of your choice that this goes down in a mathematical certitude on January 6th and everyone knows this is just sad performance art.

All of it.

And, unlike my dude in Texas, I’m here to pay up.

Who calls it otherwise?
COME TAKE MY MONEY
Read 4 tweets
30 Dec 20
They 💯 *know* they’re lying.

They were THERE.

“The statewide voting machine upgrade requires all counties to use new systems with paper trails that voters can verify in plain text before casting their votes, allowing for audits and manual recounts.”
inquirer.com/politics/penns…
👉 Iron clad security + paper 📝

👉 Funding for *every* county to achieve it. 💰

👉 Gross, disingenuous lying. 🤥

👏 Props to my dude @GovernorTomWolf who saw this coming and made it happen *well* before 2020.
“I’m outraged the way Harry Styles dresses because real Alphas whine and cry for weeks after they lost and claim ‘I wAS cHEaTEd!!!! 😭’ despite all evidence to the contrary.”
Read 5 tweets
29 Dec 20
Let’s be absolutely clear: This is 100% false. This is a fringe minority of PAGOP (15% of REPUBLICAN representatives) pitching a truly bizarre, hot mess.

Their own caucus rejects it, as of this writing not one single PA senator subscribes to this hot mess.

thank u next
HARD FACT:

PA had 3 cases of voter fraud:

✅ 2 Dead Moms

✅ 1 Living Son ( a Democrat)

👉 100% voted for the President.
This pitiful vignette of performance art it is the last, full measure of simpdom playing out in Pennsylvania before it all ends with Joe Biden’s inauguration.
Read 5 tweets
28 Dec 20
So, PA has 60+\- 🟥 counties.

In nearly two whole months, not a single one has put forth *any* cases voter fraud for Biden.

Is it because:
One 🟥 county, Luzerne, *did* report my dude in Forty Fort and his dead mom.

It was “the first case of voter fraud in over 30 years.”
In Pennsylvania, we took our 2020 documented cases of voter fraud very seriously while finding them also impossibly ironic and hilarious.
Read 4 tweets
27 Dec 20
PA: Out of 7M ballots cast, we had 3 cases of documented voter fraud in 2020. All three voted for the President.

📣🤪: “zombies voting”
1) Dead mom 💀👵🏻
citizensvoice.com/news/crime-eme…
2) Returns in sunglasses 🕶
dailylocal.com/news/charges-f…
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