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2 Jan, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Atlasssian: “Except as otherwise expressly permitted in these Terms, you will not.. publicly disseminate information regarding the performance of the Cloud Products.. or encourage or assist any 3rd party to do any of the foregoing” 😂 #BadPerfIsClassified atlassian.com/legal/cloud-te…
This is both insane and hilarious but why stop with classifying poor performance of your app? What about shitty service, is that also a trade secret? 😂
This so warrants an investigative report into what must be truly awful performance. Come on @verge or @motherboard or @wired or whoever 🙏. Please do some deep throat silhouette with distorted voice interviews that goes “it was awful.. so slow.. but we couldn’t say!”
Okay, I’d probably also like to keep my performance a secret if a single page in my web app was loading SIXTEEN MEGABYTES OF JAVASCRIPT 😬

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1 Jan
“Apple contacted and informed me that, after 6 years on the Mac App Store, Amphetamine had spontaneously began violating one of Apple's App Store Guidelines”, another day, another capricious, inconsistent, unfair, backdated, incompetent abuse of power. github.com/x74353/SaveAmp…
Love how all the good little authoritarians are showing up to defend the $2T monopolist: But why don’t you just lick the boot?! The man told you lick it! If you’d just lick it, everything would be fine. I really can’t understand why you don’t just drop down and lick it. Come on.
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If the only way you can manage to stay in business is by putting in an obstacle course when customers try to leave... please just go out of business.
It's okay! Not all businesses are meant to endure. Going out of business is a thing that happens when the product or service you have just isn't compelling enough for the price/market/branding/whatever you've targeted. Don't delay it by abusing customers and their right to leave.
And for crying out loud, don't expect any fucking cheers or parade when you go on to brag about "saving" your business by parking your scruples. This isn't a noble move! Whatever logic you're using to justify it to yourself will not translate well to a general audience. I assure.
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Hotwiring Rails expresses the desire to gift a lone full-stack developer all the tools they need to build the next Basecamp, GitHub, or Shopify. Not what a team of dozens or hundreds can do if they have millions in VC to buy specialists. Renaissance tech for renaissance people.
That's why I'm so pleased to rediscover the classics. Like @sstephenson said about Turbo Frames: "What if frames, but 2020?". So many powerful ideas lay in our past. The trick is to avoid nostalgia while steering clear of the present's blind turns.
Making tech more accessible to different ideas start by lowering the cost of participation. From teaching to tools. Focusing on the individual generalist, and their capacity to MAKE REAL THINGS is how I focus that mission.
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22 Dec 20
Hotwire aka NEW MAGIC is finally here: An alternative approach to building modern web applications without using much JavaScript by sending HTML instead of JSON over the wire. This includes our brand-new Turbo framework and pairs with Stimulus 2.0 😍🎉🥂 hotwire.dev
That Turbo framework is a set of complimentary techniques for speeding up page changes and form submissions, dividing complex pages into components, and stream partial page updates over WebSocket. All without writing any JavaScript at all. turbo.hotwire.dev
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19 Dec 20
YES YES YES! Utah, North Carolina and New York are preparing yet ANOTHER antitrust case against Google. This time it's on their gatekeeper role with Android and the Play Store. The unopposed reign of big tech monopolists is finally eyeing its end 👏👏👏 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
But it's curious to start with Google regarding the app store duopoly, because Apple is the greater abuser of the two. They're both bad, but Apple is worse. Anyway, whatever conclusions come of a case against the Play Store will surely govern the App Store too. HALLELUJAH!
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17 Dec 20
Ten U.S. states sue Google on antitrust grounds in internet ads. They aren't being timid about it: "Google has repeatedly and brazenly violated antitrust and consumer protection laws. Its modus operandi is to monopolize and misrepresent." 🔥🔥🔥texasattorneygeneral.gov/sites/default/…
"Conversely, nearly every consumer goods company, e-commerce entity, and small business now depend on Google as their respective middleman for purchasing display ads... Google is pitcher, batter, and umpire, all at the same time" ⚾️🎯
"[Google] also boldly claims that “we’ll never sell your personal information to anyone,” but its entire business model is targeted advertising—the purchase and sale of advertisements targeted to individual users based on their personal information". HERE WE GO!
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