Two Flags Johnson.
Third lockdown = First Lockdown
Remote learning for most.

Exams? Buggered.
Free school meals continue.

Will distribute devices for remote learning.
Why didn’t we do it sooner?

Because I am a twat.
Schools may act as vectors of transmission.

Move to alert level 5. The NHS may be overwhelmed within 21 days.
Vaccine jingoism.
A fair wind in our sales bollocks.

Jingo. Jingo.

Mid-Feb: first vaccine dose for 4 priority groups.

Care homes. Over 70. Frontline health, etc. All clinically vulnerable.
Looks like schools will be closed until Feb half term.
Rules will become law in Wednesday. Follow them from now.
Other governments share his conviction... blah, blah about jabs.

I hope they don’t share his future conviction for negligence.
Stay at home.
Protect the NHS.
Save Lives.
Johnson is weeks late. 3000 to 4000 dead / week. You can do the maths.

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20 Dec 20
@13sarahmurphy Swiftly. Firmly. Clearly.
I would explain what was necessary and why and from day 1.
I would have coordinated & cooperated with other countries.
I would not lie.
I would not blame others for govt error. There will be error.
Every household would have received masks in March.
@13sarahmurphy I would have reviewed pandemic plans as soon as the WHO declared a public health emergency. I would immediately have invested in local PPE capacity. I would be regretting underfunding the NHS for 10 years. I would have asked the NHS to plan for the emergency on Jan 30th.
@13sarahmurphy On Jan 31 I would have talked to PHE & Public Health teams planning to urgently increase test and trace resources.
I would have developed and put in place a plan around international border control & setting up internal ‘borders’ to quarantine areas of the UK to contain spread.
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Don’t tell me that COVID doesn’t affect children. Our schools need to be much safer than they are.
‘Strikingly, sC5b9 levels were abnormal even in children with minimal disease or an incidental finding of SARS-CoV-2 infection, suggesting that any exposure to SARS-CoV-2 may be sufficient to induce elevations in this biomarker.’
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There is no Australian option. You might as well call it the North Korean option. Oh to have a PM that could be trusted and respected. Mr Johnson is not such a person.
Australian relationship.
Australian style deal.
Australian solution.

What a bullshitter he is.
An Australian style failure of statecraft.

A one in a million chance of an Australian style deal.

There is no plan for an Australian style deal because we are going to get a great deal.

Johnson is a liar.
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Christ, Johnson is on for seconds and already sounds like a complete dipshit.
Covid is increasing across most of the country.
Cases in over 60s going up.
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Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
William Shakespeare, Hamlet.
Hast thou virtue? acquire also the graces and beauties of virtue.
Benjamin Franklin
Virtue is the fount whence honor springs

Christopher Marlowe, Tamburlaine the Great
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Country Blues

Stop all the clocks, put away your smartphone,
Liars stop lying with your lies overblown,
Silence the fools and muffle the spin
Bring out the coffin, untruth did win.
Let the planes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message 'Our Country is Dead'.
“Keep the lies simple, repeat, they’ll accept”
The Leave liars won, all has been wrecked
There was the North, the South, the East and West,
I loved my country, it felt best,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
But liars lie, authoritarians rise. I was wrong.
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