Love this picture.
@andreajenkyns, Great MP!
Jacob Rees-Mogg, Christ's messenger in Somerset. Great judge of character.
He wasn't wrong!
Good old Phil!
Anyway God bless Donald Trump, a force for good in the world if ever there was one.

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