Can you imagine being in Beijing, and waking up in a hour to the world's most powerful country being thrown into disorder by some guys wearing beaver pelts?
*Xi looks at Putin*
Xi: Did you do this?
Putin: We thought you did.
Xi: Nope.
Kim Jong-un: *eating fries*
Xi: Just some guys wearing pelts? Beat a multi-trillion dollar defense program? No hacking, no army, no anything. Just got drunk and walked in?
Xi: Did you do this?
Putin: We thought you did.
Xi: Nope.
Kim Jong-un: *eating fries*
Xi: Just some guys wearing pelts? Beat a multi-trillion dollar defense program? No hacking, no army, no anything. Just got drunk and walked in?
And Putin, with his Putin-feet ice cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling,
How could it be so?
It came without bribes.
It came without fake news.
It came without hacking, or false clues.
And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore...
Stood puzzling and puzzling,
How could it be so?
It came without bribes.
It came without fake news.
It came without hacking, or false clues.
And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore...
Then Putin thought of something he hadn't before.
What if coups, he thought, don’t come from a store.
What if coups, perhaps, mean a little bit more.
What if coups, he thought, don’t come from a store.
What if coups, perhaps, mean a little bit more.
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