I've read, but cannot confirm, that said Trump supporter was attempting to steal a painting of Tip O'Neill, tased his nuts, and died from a heart attack.
Trying really, really hard not to make any testicle puns.
Thought about posting a thread of Rudy Giuliani making an ass out of himself but I think Twitter has a limit on how many tweets you can put into a thread.
And yes, it really is just these 4 ingredients. And what these ingredients make is kind of spectacular if you know what you're doing. (I do not. I made it for the first time and it is...well, you'll see.)
As soon as someone guesses correctly, I will post photos and recipe!
Nope, but that was a good guess. I'm literally walking around my house checking everything that's plugged in or has batteries, starting with major appliances.
Pennsylvania is certified and I'm going to spend my day making pecan, apple, and sweet potato pies for an extreme-social-distance Thanksgiving dinner with our 5 kids so y'all have a great day and I'll see you back here next Monday. ♥️ (Details on social distancing in thread.)🧵
We are having our Thanksgiving dinner outdoors, and if it rains (this is Seattle, after all), we will be having it in the garage with the garage door open and a space heater.