Where everything is the same except a charismatic brown Crow is there 🙂
He seems very polite but the more u do his tasks the more bitchy. Then SUPRISE TURNS OUT HES ACTUALLY AN ASSHOLE
but like hes really sad because he betrayed his only friend
He has a soft spot for Stanley and Astrid, despises Giovanni, & think Bruce & Mickey are idiots
He'll pick fruit & veggies & will find useless but valuable objects.
"Idk it was shiny, but its worthless here take it of my hands."
+1 mint condition card worth 2000 glims
"Im hungry. Ill take anything except pancakes."
Stella makes him a big ol plate of pancakes.
The Crow glares daggers, buts slowly accepts the pancakes & slides into his house to dig in.
Fav food: Pancakes?
Liked food: Fish dishes, stimulants
Least fav food: desserts
The Crow is hung up over the bad things he did in life, betraying his friend, killing people, taking part in a massive conspiracy, & he mourns the time he lost because he was so focused on revenge, & he tends to have ptsd related panic attacks in the darker areas of the map
But
The twist is
HE LIVED TO A FULL LIFE! Hes 87 when he passes peacefully in his sleep under Stellas care but the weight of his sins has made him lose sight of the good things in his life & by the time his tasks are done, he remembers
All the good things: his rival forgave & married him, they had a child whos a brilliant child psychologist, how they spent their days in boring domestic bliss with the cat
And while he wants more than anything to wait on his husband to make his way to the boat so they can see each other one more time, hes finally found at least a bit of peace, & asks Stella to bring him to Everdoor. Which is the ONLY place he lets her hug him.
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Its so much easier now to get rid of bodies & clean up evidence now that Akira has a partner who knows the wonders of bleach & lye w access to a picktruck :)
Also his dad left him an a massive fortune after dying under mysterious circumstances so hes able to bankroll the clothes
They have a "schedule"
Mon-fri Akira goes to work at his barista job from morning to night while Akechi works with the police
Sat they have a "date night" over at Ryuji & Yusuke's place, where they always have a cup with fresh dna on it, just in case.
Sun is the day of rest
If u dont realize date night is the night Akira goes & gets his murder fix lmao
I'm very unsure about a lot of the Trapped!Au, but there is one scene thats crystal clear in my mind.
A god offers Akechi a chance to go back to the real world, the only price is half his blood. What he doesnt realize, is half his blood had been beside him nearly the whole time.
Of course, when the god comes to collect his blood, Joker & Alpha r right there to jear the details. Joker's panicked, because he knows how tricksters work, immediately offers himself in place of their daughter.
"What kind of god would give up such a deal? Just leave her alone."
Both Akechi & Maya r confused. "Joker... Papa what the fuck are you talking about? Why would he take me?"
Akechi looks to Maya. "Papa?"
Joker ignores the question as tendrils begin to swirl around him. "Ur the leader now Maya. You can beat this I believe in you-"
And here's her foreign friend Nick that followed her into Mementos and became the Navigator of the group.
His codename is Neo. (Placeholder until i find a better name lmao) his Persona is Anasi! Its one of those recon vans disguised as a Spider Exterminator!