Breaking news. Somalia, Afghanistan and Iraq have offered to provide advisors to the U.S. government to instruct them on achieving a peaceful and productive election process and ensuring a peaceful transition of power.
The UN has offered to provide security for government institutions and civil society training to government officials, undeveloped regions and angry tribes. Ugandans and Zimbabwean troops will patrol DC until calm is restored.
The WHO will begin educating remote villages on the use of masks and sanitation. Vaccination will begin and be completed in 90 days. "It is difficult to overcome superstitions created by tribal leaders"
China has already starting building reeducation camps to turn "WallBillies" "Qanoners" into productive members of society. Job training for YouTube hosts and TrumpTrainers will include learning how to factcheck conspiracy theories, driving electric cars and watching art films.

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11 Jan
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Haftar has a loose alliance of militias and traditional military forces. Turkey has a real army, with ships, tanks, aircraft and troops. Haftar sleeps in a bunker for good reason. trtworld.com/magazine/libya…
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