Just looked up a juice place on google and one of the bad reviews was “don’t go to this location, they don’t even have coffee”. It’s a JUICE place, you insane person.
I feel like the expectation in America is that everywhere should have coffee at all times even places that don’t sell food or drinks at all
And that expectation is retarded
I worked at a movie theater and they had coffee and the coffee was bad and people would complain, but if we didn’t have coffee they would complain. Maybe only expect places that are good at coffee to have coffee and you won’t be pissed for no reason.
But CAFFEINE ADDICTION has other plans, and makes people into miserable unreasonable crazy people. Add ASPARTAME ADDICTION to that mix or SUGAR ADDICTION and people become a perfect storm. This is one of the many reasons why we should all stop relying on addictive crap.
If you left a review for a juice place that said “don’t go to this location, they don’t even have WHISKEY” or “don’t go to this location, they don’t even have METH”, people would either think you were trolling or an alcoholic or a meth addict. But when it’s caffeine it’s ok.
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