Sources told me that the reptilians are arguing with the greys about when to launch their imminent attack on Earth holy sites. They will use Sasquatch Elite Armed Lieutenants teams to seed the revolution. This was going to happen yesterday but was called off due to ice cream.
Sources! Pentagonal militarial sources! LOL
This is literally more plausible than most of the idiotic crap I get tweeted at me. I’m just going to start blocking those that do.
Also, I can almost guarantee that someone will believe the first tweet is serious (right or left) and either share it to shame me or because they believe me.

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2 Oct 20
My favorite one is the little fat guy hunching his shoulders forward like its intimidating. Doing his best Phil Anselmo impersonation. LOL
The little jump he does. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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19 Sep 20
Elections have consequences.
Vote a straight GOP ticket this election if you ever hope to have any resemblance of your freedom again.
The consequences of Democrats owning 2/3 of the government would be the last nail in the coffin of our once great nation.
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9 Aug 19
If you watched #BirdBox then you understand what media fixation and over-saturation on the topic of “mass shootings” helps to propagate. It brings to life the festering evil and hatred in the hearts of the weak. This is by design, their horrors are harnessed for political power.
Make no mistake, the people raking in ratings want more blood because they also want more power over your emotions. “If it bleeds it leads” is an age old newspaper adage. I didn’t make it up. The creation of copycat killers is a byproduct of media hype that furthers the hysteria.
The good people among us must not be swayed by the over-emotional hype designed to drive us to vote to curtail our own freedoms and the good among us must also be more vigilant in thwarting the plots of the hatefully deranged.
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