Wild spider in a web next to my house
fyi, i guess theyre common. never seen one before but im not a very good nature watcher. we have snakes and lizards too. kal-el went crazy trying to run after a bunny yesterday.
it was hilarious. total instinct took over. nearly choked himself on the leash running after it.
by contrast, right now he’s standing on my desk which isn’t a natural dog thing

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12 Jan
the gop's trying to throw trump overboard because he's dead weight, not because they suddenly discovered they have principles
remember, you don't "gotta hand it to them"
republicans are doing the right thing when its most politically convenient for them. a thing they were not willing to do when evidence of corruption and criminality was obvious, when thousands were dying and being harmed. their vote is welcomed but they get no praise.
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12 Jan
fyi i finished, finished the crown now. that was quite a ride. bizarrely my "favorite" character is older prince philip. something about the way he's a total a-hole about nearly everything i like.
also, this is a vanessa kirby stan account now.
also over four seasons this was the best line (swearing)
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12 Jan
i know it makes me a naysayer but im always like "nah" when people think trump is "sending a signal" or has some kind of sly hint relating to a statement or action. i just don't ever see it. he doesn't work that way. he's a bull in a china shop.
when i see people on here say "trump's telling his supporters x" im always like... he just tells them when he wants to tell them a thing. that's how he's always worked. he just tells them. there's no subtle machiavellian operation here.
trump is just trying, always, to get through the next 5 minutes. there's never any plan. he just tries to get through the next 5 minutes. people like karl rove, and even ted cruz, have some kind of plans in mind. trump? 5 minutes.
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11 Jan
chad wolf resigning because somebody is needed to wear a sweater around their neck at the ski chalet and try to steal the hero's girlfriend
"my dad owns all the other ski chalets in this state, and by the time i'm done with you townies, this independent ski chalet will be part of the wolf family portfolio. *chuckle*"
"my dad wants me to date chad wolf, but i like you, sparky. i like how you run the last independent ski chalet in the state. not like those corporate ski chalets at wolfco."
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11 Jan
for the people who might be new, the theory behind The Plan is simple. everything the right has accused the left of doing is actually true. but ALL OF IT. every single second of it. no matter if makes sense together or not. it's all true.

it's all part of ... The Plan.
The Plan is formulated by all the evil liberals you have heard of. An unholy alliance of Obama, Biden, Clinton, but also Chomsky, Bernie, AOC, and of course Soros -- always Soros. they are all allies and architects of... The Plan
and what is the endgame of The Plan?
complete power. total control. absolute dominance. a left-wing superstate with lots of same-sex marriage and squishy things conservatives hate
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9 Jan
the term "looting," which was on the tip of so many tongues when desperate people were being drowned in hurricane katrina, seems to have gone missing when reporting on a bunch of aggrieved white people stole stuff from the us capitol.
its just really really really glaring this week how our society - the media, politicians, the general public, law enforcement - has really really really different reactions to white people doing things and black people doing things.

its just really out there this week.
and honestly i keep saying it because i comment on everything. but i really really hope white people are seeing it this week. i probably give white people more benefit of the doubt than a lot of black folks, but at the same time the... blindness is something even i can see.
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