Twitter don't need reason anymore Image
"He wasnt given a reason for his ban other than a generic hateful conduct email, but no tweets were specified, so he doesnt know what did it" -- @SophNar0747 Image
Seriously impossible to keep up Image
NEWS: Mayor de Blasio Announces New York City Will Cancel Trump Organization Contracts ImageImageImage
More accounts yeeted Image
More political yada yada Image
For people not in America:

no this doesn't usually happen in America Image
"Amazon hits back at Parler lawsuit, claims 'unwillingness and inability' to remove violent content" foxbusiness.com/technology/ama…
Round and round we go Image
Where it stops? Nobody knows. Image
This is politicians fighting each other with words Image
"Marvel Facing Calls to Cancel Punisher After His Logo Was Used By Some Capitol Rioters" comicbook.com/irl/news/punis… Image
"Leftists Are Colonizing Red Towns Like Mine, And Local Republicans Are Clueless" thefederalist.com/2021/01/13/lef…
And another one Image
Scalise labels Capitol rioting 'domestic terrorism' thehill.com/homenews/house…
👀 Image
Creator of World Wide Web wants to re-make the internet thepostmillennial.com/creator-of-wor…
I am completely shocked and surprised at this revelation as I was told this is never posted on Twitter dot com.

It's against Amazon's rules, allegedly. Image
"We're allowed to impeach the President because Facebook and Twitter and Google banned him."

I know that's probably not what Bernie intended to convey here.

BUT.... 🧐🤔 Image
Airbnb is canceling and blocking Washington D.C. reservations during inauguration week cbsnews.com/news/airbnb-wa…
Rep. Eric Swalwell Compares Trump To Osama Bin Laden dailycaller.com/2021/01/13/eri…
And another one Image
What an eerie image Image
^ Speaking of Pelosi, here's her arguing to impeach Donald Trump again.
^^ And for fairness, here's Jim Jordan's rebuttal.
Google blocks political ads until after Inauguration Day nypost.com/2021/01/13/goo…
"“I feel betrayed,” said Langone, the co-founder of Home Depot who has donated over the years to Republicans." cnbc.com/2021/01/13/i-f…
Translation: McConnell's move here means delay in whole impeachment process, running out the clock until Biden Inauguration Day. Image
Even if any of you totally HATE AOC, you should watch this video to see where the political temperature of the US government is at.
^ More about the general debate at hand in this here screenshot. Image
"ADL Calls on U.S. Justice Department to Investigate Gab For Possible Criminal Liability in Capitol Attack" adl.org/news/press-rel…
"The National Guard in DC staging large amount of weapons and shields." -- via twitter.com/zerosum24/
"We are locked out of the Students for Trump account until after Inauguration Day." -- says twitter.com/RyanAFournier/ Image
Rep. Andy Biggs warns the Democrats impeaching Trump will only embolden his supporters and make him a martyr
DC: "Protesters yell at the police line now formed at 3rd and Pennsylvania" -- video posted by twitter.com/RichieMcGinnis…
TRUMP releases statement via Fox News: "Trump calls on Americans, Big Tech to help ensure peaceful transition: 'NO violence'" foxnews.com/politics/trump…
🚨🚨Matt Gaetz goes LOUD on the House Floor in speech claiming the 2020 riots laid the groundwork for what happened at the Capitol
Apparently a big deal for the GOP Leader to say that SOOO into the thread it goes Image
Rep. Maxine Waters: "[Trump] is capable of starting a civil war."
"Kushner Halts Trump Move to New Social Media After Twitter Ban" bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
People are digging up Cori Bush tweets from last year.

And comparing it to her stance on protesting now.

I'll leave it for you all to judge. I'm just a messenger. ImageImage
"Feds say Capitol attack coordinated in part on Twitter."

OH WELLS. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's a good thing Amazon and Twitter are BEST BUDS!!
"Capitol Siege: Man Photographed In Pelosi’s Office Charged With Weapons Violation, Faces 11 Years In Prison" sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2021/01/12/cap…
Obligatory "remember there's also that global pandemic" reminder Image
Former Trump Campaign Staffer Says He Was Fired from New Job Because He Worked for Trump townhall.com/tipsheet/julio…
Ok the point of this screenshot is to let you all know that Twitter and American politics have officially converged. To the point where it's in their arguments, here. Image
"FBI says it warned about prospect of violence ahead of riot" apnews.com/article/donald…
"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's lectern is back at the Capitol after a rioter walked off with it last week and almost sold it on eBay for over $90,000." -- via twitter.com/TheBelaaz/
"There are more troops right now in Washington DC than in Afghanistan. And they are here to defend us against the commander in chief, the president of the United States and his mob"
oof one of the people who entered the Capitol was a COP-ER-INO Image
WELL I guess Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is... back?

This is actually even more confusing because I thought Twitter didn't give a hoot about public image anymore. Image
All Corporations should stop donating to politicians at this point

It would actually solve a lot of problems Image
Crenshaw says NO to impeachment Image
Man photographed wearing 'Camp Auschwitz' shirt inside Capitol arrested thehill.com/homenews/news/…
this is just chaos Image
TRUMP DOUBLE IMPEACHED BY THE HOUSE Image
People fleeing to alt tech sites because United States instability Image
I think I'll beat everyone else to a meme. Just this once. Image
"WATCH: The moment the House impeached President Trump for a historic second time"
"The ADL is allegedly taking screenshots of threats on Gab and running to the press saying "gotcha." They should immediately be flagging these posts so that our moderation team can take action. Not doing so, and instead running to the press, is grossly irresponsible" -- GAB Image
Guess we'll see Image
Statement from McConnell even though at this point I regard him as an e-girl willing to blow people for clout Image
Rick and Morty makes more sense than America right now Image
Were you in Rick and Morty @elonmusk Image
this is a website about movies and sh!t but the blood is in the water politically so even the Wrap is getting in on the action Image
Look Willy

Many Americans. (Most Americans.)

We've lost the plot at this point. There's been just too much of this back and forth that we can't even follow what's going on. Image
This politics thread might become a Rick and Morty thread as a coping mechanism Image
I'd sleep with Anne Hathaway Image
I might've had too many Crab beers
Give me a minute we'll get back to politics

i'm coping Image
Reason is i feel like I had a bad dream like this once washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jan/…

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