Someone has locked himself up in the President’s White House bedroom. He is screaming, “Unfair!” and says he won’t unlock the door unless they stop the impeachment.
Now he’s moved to the President’s bathroom and is using lipstick to write mean messages about McConnell and Liz Cheney on the bathroom mirror.
OK, you can hear him in the Presidential bedroom, breaking lamps and furniture again. Will someone please call the White House guards?
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