Someone has locked himself up in the President’s White House bedroom. He is screaming, “Unfair!” and says he won’t unlock the door unless they stop the impeachment.
Now he’s moved to the President’s bathroom and is using lipstick to write mean messages about McConnell and Liz Cheney on the bathroom mirror.
OK, you can hear him in the Presidential bedroom, breaking lamps and furniture again. Will someone please call the White House guards?

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14 Jan
That Lincoln bust being carried away had better not belong to the permanent White House collection:

Make sure that Giuliani does not grab and resell the George Washington portrait that hangs in the White House East Room in payment of his Trump legal bills.
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Nixon talked on secret tapes about putting loyalists on Ted Kennedy’s Secret Service detail, said to aide, "Plant two guys on him.” Nixon also discussed revoking Kennedy’s protection, saying, "If he gets shot, it's too damn bad.”
Anyone think Trump wouldn’t descend to this level?
What assurance do we have that White House Family Quarters will be safe, sanitary and secure immediately after noon on January 20, 2021? Sorry to bring up delicate subjects, but the issue is too important to the country.
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Josh Hawley may remind some Americans of Joe Cantwell, the malicious, corner-cutting Presidential candidate in “The Best Man” (1964), played by Cliff Robertson, whose mother-in-law, in real life, built Mar-a-Lago:
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Simon & Schuster has just cancelled publication of Josh Hawley’s forthcoming book, reports @NYTimes:…
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6 Jan
McConnell is rising to the historical occasion.
McConnell should have drawn this line against Trump long ago.
All through history, Presidents have been disciplined by courageous leaders of their own party in Congress, but, in defiance of this history, Trump has been allowed to run roughshod for four years.
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4 Jan
White House just announced that Trump will give Congressman Devin Nunes the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his “unmatched talent, unassailable integrity, and unwavering resolve” and helping to “thwart a plot to take down a sitting United States president”:
What determines which ones get Presidential pardons and which ones get Presidential Medals?
Does the award of the Presidential Medal of Freedom now come with a free package of Trump Steaks and a free weekend at the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas?
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3 Jan
Trump is planning to give Devin Nunes the Presidential Medal of Freedom tomorrow, reports @AshleyRParker.
Among recipients of first Presidential Medal of Freedom were Pope John XXIII and JFK.
@AshleyRParker And another Presidential Medal of Freedom goes to Jim Jordan, says @Axios.
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