ITS JORDAN TIME
Without a doubt one of the most purely punchable people in Congress
My lord how much Red Bull has this man consumed
Literally people died and he’s complaining about cancel culture, he is a human parody
WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT CHUCK YAEGER

even a lot of Republicans must find him insufferable at this point
Jim Jordan: it’s very divisive to cancel literal Nazis
I don’t expect any Dem to call out the reps speaking who literally committed sedition and almost got them killed and I am disgusted about that.
I don’t care if it’s not decorous. I do. Not. Care. Neither should they.
Let me clear about this: CALL THEM OUT BY NAME. By fucking name. Say what they did, clearly and without any dancing around it.

Please don’t give me the parliamentary reasons why they can’t or shouldn’t do that, I’m uninterested.
“Some of my colleagues” fuck off with that shit. Say their names.
Also they aren’t your colleagues or friends, they tried to kill you.
A number of these reps are also literally saying things that WILL be interpreted by extremists as further incitement, I feel like that fact shouldn’t be allowed to slide by
People died but SARAH SANDERS WAS POLITELY ASKED TO LEAVE A RESTAURANT ONE TIME
I know it’s been said a million times at this point but it’s both remarkable and utterly unsurprising to me how many GOP electeds seem very unconcerned about the fact that the VP was almost executed-by-mob and cops were assaulted and one was beaten to death
They don’t give a shit about cops. They never have.
Or rather, they care about cops as a violent fascist support to their status quo. Cops as human beings, not so much.
Swalwell not saying names so far but he is at least bringing a lot of the right language

YAY CASTRO
Again, whenever Republicans invoke Lincoln I wish someone would bring up Sherman burning a large swath of the South to the fucking ground because it’s not enough to beat them, you have to destroy them.
Lincoln was into binding up the nation’s wounds once the Confederacy was utterly pulverized. Not before.
Putting Atlanta to the torch must have been fairly divisive at the time

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I’ve been struggling to articulate this thread to myself and yes, this is it.

He’s been teaching them a language, and in fact if anything he’s just piggybacking on an existing right wing thing that’s been around for a while.
It’s like what Michael Cohen said about how Trump would give you criminal instructions by dropping some prima facie innocuous keywords and a couple significant looks.

It’s a mob tactic, designed in part to maintain plausible deniability when they start arresting people.
For years now the right has been demonstrating over and over that when they use violent discourse, they don’t intend for it to remain confined to discourse, and all the evidence you should need of that is how many people hear violent right wing discourse and then go out and kill.
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...or they do have the plot and the plot is “security theater to which we BARELY commit unless it’s inconvenient to do so”
I’m sorry, y’all, the fact that Pelosi doesn’t have Capitol police escorting people who refuse to wear masks and haven’t submitted to searches OFF THE FLOOR AT GUNPOINT tells me that she still doesn’t totally understand what she’s dealing with, you cannot convince me otherwise.
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My lungs and my liver, they are my business
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If you think the answer to this problem is a new anti-domestic terrorism law and/or giving law enforcement more power please allow me to refer to you the entire history of those things
If you think they’ll be used only against actual violent white supremacists, again: basically all of US history including just now
The FBI already has the ability to go after extremists and there were analysts that were sounding the alarm about white supremacists like over a decade ago. Republicans freaked out and shouted them down and suppressed their reports and nothing came of it.
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Nothing more confrontational than that, just: “Hey, so out of curiosity, why? What’s going on? Do you guys need to talk to someone or something?”
These are not your “colleagues”. They are not your coworkers. They are not your friends. They have established themselves as your enemies and they are literally trying to kill you.
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