"Airline Ticket Sales Soar Immediately After CNN Announces Plan To Pull Out of Airports" | The Panda Tribune

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"Left-wing conspiracy vlog, CNN, announced it would be pulling its contracts to air propaganda in U.S. airports - a move that immediately resulted in a record surge of ticket sales for airlines and flights throughout the country."

"According to anonymous frequent flyers familiar with the matter, this was a “game changer” for their travel plans and the broader airline industry as a whole."

“'Ever since the pandemic, we have been hesitant to travel – not because we’re trying to avoid the virus; but because we’re trying to avoid CNN’s coverage of it," said one clear-thinking individual."

"The Panda Tribune asked travelers if they feared getting sick; to which one of them remarked, “We’re already sick! Sick of those gossiping silly geese on CNN!'”

"We conducted a super scientific survey asking people what program they think should replace CNN's perpetual fear porn punditry. The results were as follows:"

"The Panda Tribune reached out to CNN, but they were too hysterical for coherent comment."


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3 Jan
🚨The Media Is Corrupt🚨

I just listened to the full audio.

IT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE of how the media is portraying it.

There are lawyers from both sides on the call. The idea that POTUS was asking for ANYTHING untoward is categorically insane.

More details to follow...
First of all: there were legal teams from both sides on the call; so, the idea that POTUS was somehow asking for Raffensperger to do something nefarious is absurd on its face.
The Trump Team details evidence of hundreds of thousands of illegal votes & says "this doesn't even include potential issues w/ Dominion," but in the interest of time (before GA election & Inauguration) they only needs to find 11,780 of the 200k+ illegal votes
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So this is an actual possibility...

Delays due to:
Emergency audits
House debates over formal objections
Emergency SCOTUS election cases
State Legislature emergency sessions

Will result in VP recusal & since Pelosi/Grassley are not "Officers"...

Pompeo becomes Acting President
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Here's an excerpt from a lawfare article (from May 2020) discussing the same issues and uncharted waters...
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🤔A Few Obvious Questions for Anyone Who STILL Believes in the Russiagate Hoax:...🤔

If the Trump Campaign was actually “colluding” w/ Russia then:

1) Why would foreign actors need to reach out to Trump's team (via Papadopoulos & Page) to tell them about hacked e-mails?

2) Why wouldn’t the Trump campaign just buy another $100k of Facebook ads if they were so effective?

3) Why didn't Mueller's team interview Assange?

4) Why did Mifsud “go missing”?; why would the DNC say he’s presumed dead? (& how would they know?)

5) Why weren’t Hillary’s 30k+ emails ever ultimately leaked?

6) If Russia had “kompromat” on Trump, why the hell would they be telling people about it - especially BEFORE the election - & let it leak to every media outlet?

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Dear @BrianKempGA and @GaSecofState,

I know how much you care about election integrity, so I'm working on an analysis to help you identify areas of interest. I hope you're proud of me...😊

There's A LOT more to come... but here are 3 initial questions to get you excited⬇️
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He outperformed Perdue in 127/159 counties (~80%)

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I hope no votes got switched by accident!
Regarding Election Day voters:
Trump underperformed Perdue in 22/159 counties (~14%)
Biden underperformed Ossoff in 39/159 counties (~25%)

However, regarding Mail-In votes:
Trump underperformed Perdue in 57/159 counties (~36%)
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Q2: WTF?
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several shed ballots visible in one.
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Let's see how long that policy lasts....

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1 hour later...

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Those who are in line before 7 p.m. will still be allowed to cast their ballot. Multiple polling locations have extended their hours after some early delays"

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