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16 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Two hour conference call with Christian Interviews leadership team and sign printers on when to stop the hyphens on “m- - - - - bators.”
“Jebediah I appreciate your perspective but I just think that writing “bators” is also an abomination unto THE LORD so maybe take a prayerful look into the matter and add that 6th hyphen.”
I’m the pope.
Some of these seem specific enough to almost be hastily-added sign-based versions of subtweets.

Whores
Witches
Addicts
Addlepates
Porcupine Feeders
Untrustworthy Friends
Grandfather-dentists
People who don't cut their lawn, GREG OBEY Jesus or HELLFIRE sign held by some Christian wacko or

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17 Jan
Every argument against raising the minimum wage involves pointing to some other part of our broken system as if it were a beloved cultural treasure to defend rather than just the next unacceptable thing that needs fixing.
“How is it fair to pay people making minimum wage $30k a year when high school teachers start at that?” as if stagnant wages for teachers were an unrelated matter; don’t worry, Bill, we’ll get to it.
Everyone should have the means to survive and thrive and if the current system doesn't provide for that then nuts to the current system; we shouldn't work for it, it should work for us.
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17 Jan
Of all the things I posted during these nightmare years, the one that sticks with me most is the one essayed by a far greater writer than me.

William Shakespeare, “The Stranger’s Case”
And the quote that has occurred to me most often:
The quote that has been my bell-weather and lighthouse. Image
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All the bizarre and horrifying things he did are going to come back to us at random moments like half-remembered scraps of dreams. Trump poses in the Oval Off...
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16 Jan
Pundits: The fact that Ossoff and Warnock are unlikely to both win their elections means Joe Biden needs to court Republican votes rather than push a much-needed progressive agenda

*Ossoff and Warnock win handily*

Pundits: Ah. Nevertheless,
The only way political reporting in this country makes sense is if you understand that the almost universal, almost subconscious default assumption: that conservative white people are the protagonists of any story that's being told, no matter the facts of the story.
Just do the obvious and necessary good things and let the horrid evil people who hate good things squeal and cry about it forever.
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15 Jan
74 million people desperately wanted to see 4 more years of this absolutely suicidal madness and brutality and incompetence and this terrifying humiliating degradation of all our finer aspirations for ourselves, and they also want to be taken very seriously by the rest of us.
Honestly if you’re still a Republican how have you not perished of shame. Honest question, honestly curious, how are you not simply dead of shame.
I’m just sitting here wondering what we do knowing that over 70m Americans are too either 1) disconnected from reality or 2) comfortable with/enthusiastic about cruelty to be trusted around a plastic spork much less children or traffic.
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15 Jan
$1400 checks because there were already $600 checks is the most Democrats thing ever. They’ll give more than previous amounts but still manage to make it look like they’re giving less to gain absolutely no advantage. They could have made them $6,000. Or $12,000.
Providing all the practical procedural reasons Democrats are doing the self-defeating thing as if those are insurmountable challenges is also the most Democrats thing ever.

As if $2k isn't just a random number anyway itself not nearly enough.
$2k is the just number being talked about because Trump floated it. Don't talk $2k in the first place—talk higher—but at *least* don't undershoot it.

Americans need to be given money in order to survive this pandemic. Goddam it make it happen or be seen fighting for it.
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