Secret confession:

I use baby wipes to clean my posterior.

Initial passes are with legacy paper but finishing is always with the wipes.

I carry them in the car, I carry them to work, I carry them while in the woods.

1/5
Boss lady loathes the pillowy pack of moist wipes sitting on the top of the pot.

I say "honey I can't help wanting the most cleanest booty in the house"

As she scorns: "Can't you just put them back in the cabinet?"

Mind you the cabinet is outside of the "business" area.

2/5
...And I remember ALL too many times of "HONEY BRING ME SOME TP" (because they are well out of reach) so I know this is a battle of wits which in her case she will loose and loose badly. One of the few, but I must stand my ground...

3/5
We came to a compromise and to combat her anger of the pack of "Parent's Choice" shea butter derriere towelettes, she brought home a magical basket to put "them" in so that they'd be nice and cozy and TBH out of public view.

...Yeah it is that bad...

4/5
So... poll time, what is the time frame that "feminine" (pons and pads) make their way into the "man" basket?

5/5

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I've said from day one that the injection of the non-malicious code back in 2019 was a dry run to see if the dll would build and not throw any red flags. What I didn't know is that the dll was also inflated in size to allow for additional code to be inserted at a later date.
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