LOL imagine being the intel analyst tasked by the WH NSC to go on this 'WMD hunt' 
https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1350865187969105922
Agency: "Got a special job for you, you're going to help us prove this person at China's Wuhan virology lab was COVID's patient zero"
You: "What are we going off of here"
Agency: "Shitposts on an anti-CCP dissident forum and the ramblings of Matt Pottinger and Miles Yu"
You: "What are we going off of here"
Agency: "Shitposts on an anti-CCP dissident forum and the ramblings of Matt Pottinger and Miles Yu"
You: "Looks like she left the lab in 2015"
Agency: "White House says that's propaganda. Keep digging"
Agency: "White House says that's propaganda. Keep digging"
You: "I can barely find concrete proof this person exists. Are you sure we're on the right track here?"
Agency: "White House says this narrative is critical to pushing back against China. KEEP DIGGING. We will have our assets in China speak up in support."
Agency: "White House says this narrative is critical to pushing back against China. KEEP DIGGING. We will have our assets in China speak up in support."
You, 1 month later: "Okay, so here's what we have: some blog posts and social media discussion, and -"
Agency: "Great, we're going to blame China for our inability to find someone whose existence might just be somebody's imagination. Good work"
You: *nods, prepares resume*
/end
Agency: "Great, we're going to blame China for our inability to find someone whose existence might just be somebody's imagination. Good work"
You: *nods, prepares resume*
/end
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