When you literally have no idea what a natural look is but you’re gonna mansplain it anyway.
The point is that men should shut the fuck up because they literally have NO IDEA WHAT “NATURAL” LOOKS LIKE.
I bet you a million dollars if you asked ten men what they meant by a “natural” look 95.5% would show you a picture of a woman with makeup on.
I bet you that 98.5 % of men wouldn’t know a woman with Botox if she was right in front of them.
He would rather we have a skincare routine/supplement routine than do anything unnatural, ladies.

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Cabaret, keep Alan Cumming. Kermit is OBVI Cliff and Miss Piggy as Sally.
OH MY GOD TWO LADIES WITH COOKIE MONSTER AND JANICE
We will let The Count sing Money though. I’m sure @Alancumming won’t mind.
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you are not cooler than anyone else because you like some obscure track from an obscure artist and don't like all that "popular" shit.
It’s interesting the assumptions that are made about my music knowledge because I say don’t be a music snob.
Also, let’s be real, if you think the obscure stuff you listen to (just like film or literature) is inherently good....well.
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"I know you don't want or need my advice but I am going to give it to you anyway." Men, always.
I swear to god there are dudes that park themselves in my mentions for DAYS being assholes and then blame ME for them getting criticized.
like, is this dude serious? "I know I am making you act this way you are probably nice"

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18 Jan
Is now the time where I talk about how amazing country music is and y’all who talk shit are a bunch of fucking uncultured snobs?
🎵🎶🎵 strawberrrrrrrryyyyyy wineeeee seventeeeeeeeeeeen🎶🎵🎶
Obviously, I’m a fan of the classics - they’re perfect. But there’s something so perfect and nostalgic about 90s country.
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Honestly don’t even care about the inauguration performance just laughing at all the mad republicans
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Alright twitter dudes - let’s play a game. It’s called “Am I NATURAL.” Here you have an unfiltered photo of me. Tell me, what is natural about this face (you can go for hair too if you want). Image
I love all the dudes who are too scared to comment when I literally asked them to comment
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