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20 Jan, 5 tweets, 1 min read
2024 presidential election will be between Catturd, Joe Exotic, and a hologram of Joe Biden that half the country pretends isn’t a hologram.
My Pillow guy will be Catturd’s VP nominee after the Supreme Court rules that the former can’t be kicked off the ballot for being in jail.
Harris will still be the VP and will be the only one allowed to hold the remote that controls the hologram.
Joe Exotic’s VP will be Lincoln Chafee and we’ll pretend it’s normal because, by comparison, it will be.
“Why we, the Wall Street Journal editorial board, endorse Catturd™️ for President”

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22 Jan
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Today we saw the birth & death of a coronavirus news cycle suggesting - contrary to common sense - that the Biden Admin had to “start from scratch” on a vaccine rollout since the Trump Admin had done nothing.

Curious who bought the spin? I’ve got some thoughts👇
@mj_lee broke the story today for @CNN, who has shared it countless times and mentioned it dozens of times on air, citing (you guessed it!) unnamed sources.

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Seems he’s got a reason to know. ImageImage
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21 Jan
Of all the trivial tragedies of the 2020s, comedy angling for applause rather than laughter tops my list. Image
I get that it doesn’t really matter but it sure does suck.
Colbert used to be hysterical because he was a satiric take on a conservative. And it was GOOD. Really good. And now he’s...whatever this is.
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20 Jan
My hot take is that what the last four years has proven is that our democracy isn’t actually fragile and is in fact substantially more sturdy and resilient than most of us thought.
My worries are far more with the social fabric of this country and less with our democracy itself.
I’ll flesh this out as a full piece at some point.
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18 Jan
Seems legit. (🧵)
Yep definitely no problems with Biden’s approach on this one.
Couldn’t be better.
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16 Jan
At the risk of sounding like an elitist I do think that one of the main problems facing the conservative cause these days is all the stupid people in positions of consequence.
Also obviously some of this is flip but I think it’s something conservatives don’t actually talk enough about. I’m not saying elect egghead experts out of touch with real people. But we’ve got some real intellectual lightweights in our midst.
Yeah something tells me I’m gonna mute this one sooner rather than later.
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15 Jan
In case you need a thread about all the people who called conservatives evil for saying lockdowns might be a bad idea, I’ve got one from June👇
May be time for a new one huh
Here’s the latest on lockdowns not working. washingtonexaminer.com/news/strict-co…
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