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22 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Not happy seeing these liberals trying to act all casual enjoying the Bernie meme. We remember what you did to him.
Me and the gang when some MSNBC pundit retweets the Bernie meme.
Got bored and started responding to everyone like I'm a tavern keeper in a medieval fantasy story and it's causing considerable confusion.

Looks like this is getting attention so let me state very clearly that use of the Bernie meme by unauthorized persons is prohibited and will subject you to legal action. This is serious. Ignore this warning at your peril. I am a lawyer.

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Look, I don't want to split hairs but the guy was proposing that right-wing death squads murdering rioters might be a good thing, for political ends. What do you want me to call that? Just give me a word and I'll use it. If it's "liberal," ok, but that seems weird.
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