I don't know how to make this point sexy, but when you read Biden's EOs vs Trump's EOs the thing that strikes you most is the COMPETENCE.
Biden's EOs are written in the language of LAW, and STRUCTURE, and like BUREACRACY.
I just cannot emphasize how SHODDY Trump's legal work was. Like the straight legal writing CHOPS of his entire administration was SO BAD.

You'd get a Trump EO and the first 3 hours was just looking at thinking: "what, the hell, is this even SUPPOSED TO DO?"
Biden's EOs are like: "a thing to do this [law]" "which affects the following laws [law law law]" "and revokes the following provisions [law law law]" "in concert with the following [law law law]"

Like, THEY ARE WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
Nobody's gonna care. There aren't enough people who can *spot the difference* between competent rule-making and a chicken drawing a nightmare with a crayon. And the media won't give him "credit" for BASIC COMPTENCE.

But, ye Gods friends, this is what ORDERS should sound like.

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20 Jan
There was a third person to who left "to go skiing."

Or as the media will report it: left for "economic grievances."

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20 Jan
People who've followed me for a while know that I rarely *knowingly* drunk tweet. Unless I'm on a late commuter rail back from the city, which hasn't happen in a while.

So, with that as a disclaimer, I think the inaugural insomnia I and others are experiencing is fucking weird.
Like... WE WON. We SURVIVED. We should be feeling elated. Like, I was in 2009 before Obama. My only concern the night before that was if the *party* I planned for that day would be fun for my guests.

This doesn't feel at all like that.

I think there are two reasons:
1. @chrislhayes made a near-miss car crash analogy tonight, and he talked about the "adrenaline" one gets as one realizes they *almost died.* I think a lot of this right now is just "holy shit, HOLY SHIT THAT MAN ALMOST KILLED US." We're a bit amped from almost not being here.
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15 Jan
Weird to listen to a president talk without constantly begging people to praise and love him.
You guys, I think the President Elect is going to get through this whole thing without blaming Asians and taking no responsibility at all.
Biden has already used a wider vocabulary in this speech than Trump used in four years.
Read 4 tweets
11 Jan
Final thought of the evening:
As is true with so much other *crime*, if we took violent threats against women seriously, and punished the people when they did it, we'd stop so many of the violent threats against everybody and everything else.
So many of these people, now banned from Twitter for inciting violent acts against the government have, for years, been using their social media to make threats, some veiled, some not even, against women. If you banned them then, you'd wouldn't have needed to ban them now.
And, while we're here, let's not forget that Trump has been accused by 26 women of sexual misconduct, harassment, or rape.

If that was a DEAL BREAKER for people, he would have been gone a long time ago.
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10 Jan
I read this and it's harrowing and a colossal failure and all that. But I just can't get over that, after all this, with all that happened to his collogues, freaking @HawleyMO went back in there and continued with his useless political stunt.

washingtonpost.com/politics/insid…
Like, not only did he make the exact argument, entirely baseless, that was inspiring people to break into the Capitol and seriously threaten the government... he also just made some of his colleagues stay at work for two extra hours on one of the worst days of work of their lives
Who does that? Who says to the Vice President of the United States "Hey guy, I know people tried to FIND YOU AND HANG YOU FROM THE NECK UNTIL DEAD today over this, but I still gotta score political points with these people so, you can't go home yet."
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8 Jan
I can't get over this video, you guys. I can't even express the *depths* of racism in a society that allows one group of people to punch the window out behind the ear of a cop, but allows other cops to shoot an unarmed black man in the back 7 times.

I just can't.
I get scared when my children RUN NEAR a police officer. I can't risk my boys BUMPING INTO a cop.

And these white people just punched out a window, and not only did they *live*, but the cops walked away.
IT'S NOT FAIR. And I know that saying that is just a pathetic, useless complaint in this racist place, but it's not fair. It's not okay. It's not something that I should be expected to just SUCK UP to make white people feel better about their goddamn society.
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