I first saw this a few hours ago, and... I’m just not over the part with her forearms.
Like... that sweater is going to smell like garlic powder all day now, honey, and it will be impossible to get those grease stains out if they set. What are you doing?
What?!!

*watches again*

SWEET CHEF BOYARDEE, THERE IS!! RIGHT THERE!! THERE IS A ROLLING PIN RIGHT THERE!! WHY WITH THE FOREARMS?!! IT IS NOT A COMPLICATED DEVICE!!
It has been further pointed out to me that it’s garlic salt, not powder, she’s adding rather... prodigally, to a... dish primarily comprising SpaghettiOs.

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