Like... that sweater is going to smell like garlic powder all day now, honey, and it will be impossible to get those grease stains out if they set. What are you doing?
What?!!
*watches again*
SWEET CHEF BOYARDEE, THERE IS!! RIGHT THERE!! THERE IS A ROLLING PIN RIGHT THERE!! WHY WITH THE FOREARMS?!! IT IS NOT A COMPLICATED DEVICE!!
It has been further pointed out to me that it’s garlic salt, not powder, she’s adding rather... prodigally, to a... dish primarily comprising SpaghettiOs.
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Watching the Portland Symphony Orchestra’s Magic of Christmas concert (streaming this year) with my Dad, who’s serving traditional British treats to the kids.
Everyone, I know we've all heard this, but I need to say it again. I realize it truly, deeply sucks that we have to socially isolated during the holidays, but I keep seeing people who are being less careful than they could have been, and it's really, really frustrating.
There are vaccines slowly making their way into our communities. I am incredibly anxious to get mine. But while we all wait for the light at the end of the tunnel to get brighter, it would make thing so much better now if we all agreed to the hard, unpleasant choices.
Please attribute all the above grammatical errors to the result of my passionate wish to not keep hearing people tell me about the kind of get-togethers that are the reason Covid is as out of control as it is right now.