Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tiny village in the valley . All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy, Basheer"...
One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...
The mother could not accept such a feedback and she took her son out from that school and she even shifted to another city
25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform
Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful.when she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk in turn, the doctor was staring at her face which started turning blue
She was raising her hand trying to tell him something but in vain & eventually she died.
The Dr. was shocked & was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back & saw Basheer working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum
If you were thinking that Basheer became a doctor, it's because you have been watching too many Hindi movies, serials or have read too many tweets from LeLis...😂
Basheer is still Basheer😆We all know what he can do best
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, who could not only serve drinks efficiently but also converse with the customers intelligently on a variety of topics.
A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "160."
Robot said: hmm, Scientist?
Man replied: Yup, "Astrophysicist"
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about the Grand Unified Theory of Universe of Stephen Hawking while serving him drinks.
The man listened intently and exclaimed, "This is absolutely great"
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
यदि कोई आपसे पूछे कि अभिमन्यु कैसे मारा गया तो संभवतः आपके पास दो जवाब होंगे.
पहला :- अभिमन्यु को कौरव सेना के दर्जनों महारथियों ने घेरकर मार दिया।
दूसरा :- अर्जुन से चक्रव्यूह तोड़ने की विद्या सुनते हुए सुभद्रा की नींद लग गई थी जिससे अभिमन्यु माँ के गर्भ में चक्रव्यूह तोड़ने
का हुनर नहीं सुन पाया और चक्रव्यूह में फंसकर मारा गया। लेकिन इस सवाल का सही जवाब है. कौरवों की वो रणनीति जिसके तहत अर्जुन को युद्धक्षेत्र से जानबूझकर इतनी दूर ले जाया गया कि वो चाहते हुए भी अपने बेटे को बचाने हेतु समय पर नहीं पहुंच सके।
अगर अर्जुन अभिमन्यु से दूर नहीं होते तो शायद कोई भी अभिमन्यु को मार नही पाता।
फिलहाल युद्धक्षेत्र सज चुका है। अभिमन्यु (मोदी जी) को घेरने की पूरी तैयारी हो चुकी है।
कौरवों के योद्धा (कांग्रेस, सपा, बसपा, ममता, लालु, वांमपंथी, आप, ओवेसी और पाकिस्तानी) इकट्ठे हो रहे हैं।