When you say it’s ok to point the gun at me as long as you don’t threaten to shoot me & so then you point the gun at me & threaten to shoot me as long as you don’t shoot me & so then you point the gun at me & threaten to shoot me & shoot me but don’t kill me & so then...that’s us
In case it was less than obvious, my point is we somehow have this phrase ‘armed protest’ in our insane country and maybe we need to start with that. Armed protests? We are insane
We say all Patriots need to carry guns. And that all Patriots need to carry guns to protests to show the people we elect (or more likely the voters who voted fo the other person) that we will kill them cuz quotes about trees of freedom and blood. That’s perfectly normal, right?
We think it’s patriotic to carry weapons of war to a statehouse and hint hint and often flat out say we will kill you and ‘you’ can be whoever we choose at that time. That’s perfectly normal, right?
I sit outside your house with a gun and say I need to refresh the tree of Liberty with your blood and I’m heading to jail (or maybe not, I’ve given up knowing what people say is crime-worthy) but I do it outside a state house & I’m a patriot. That’s perfectly normal, right?
We now elect idiots cuz we are idiotic now. And now we elect conspiracy violent extremists cuz we’re conspiracy violent extremists now. We are what we tolerate. We are what we excuse. And we are what we elect. And so here we are being so like this. No excuses. This is insane
I work gang gun cases where they call the other gang the ‘opp’ or ‘opposition’. And one gang’s raison d'être is to punk the other gang or not be punked by the other gang. But we have an entire political system EXACTLY the same, to include crime and violence. But it’s patriotic

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30 Jan
A detainee or inmate in the care of the state is the responsibility of the state. Of all of us. Vaccinate the most vulnerable first and those who look over them. This isn’t complicated unless you’re a monster. We all matter or none of us do isn’t convenient. It’s the truth.
Put it this way: if you’re mad that a bad person gets medical care, then don’t put them in your care. This isn’t semantics or a card trick. They’re in our care. OUR CARE. That they are horrible people has nothing to do with it. In fact it’s the point of it. Care for the least.
I’m so tired of the scary terrorist talk cuz I’ve seen scary terrorists. Ohhhhhh. Just like I now see scary murderers or shooters. Ohhhhhhh. Don’t measure yourself by the standards of their crimes. If you put cuffs on someone, they’re you’re responsibility. Full stop.
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28 Jan
Home. Greeted by MeanCat. And then Drunk Uncle Orangey showed up for dinner. I might start sleeping in my car at work. Be safer. So many orangeys loose on the streets of our fair city. Also read about permanent fencing at the US Capitol. Please let’s NOT do that. Lots of options
Ahahah. Here’s video of The Extra Orangey and The Lady Orangey making biscuits and nursing on their favorite blanket literally on top of Big Eyes, who’s watching bemused with The Baked Potato. Bliss.
A love for the ages.
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And people say there’s not at least two justice systems. Charge them all. If you entered the building through a smashed window or busted door, you trespassed on the most federal of federal properties. Or is accountability & deterrence only for minorities and the poor? I give up.
It’s a gut punch to investigate violent crimes with no resources in my hometown with my neighbors to send a message that we won’t tolerate these crimes & then see the Fed govt with infinite more resources not see the need to send a message that WE won’t tolerate the Capitol riot
There is no excuse not to prosecute everyone who committed these crimes. There are two systems of justice in our country. Has been since the beginning. I hate it. That’s why I so badly want more support for public defenders. We don’t have to be this way. So let’s not be this way.
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Big Eyes, the world’s most lovey detainee, has been moved from KITMO to the Theresa Recovery Center and Spa. She was greeted by her fiancé The Baked Potato and her half sister The Lady Orangey. Also she got an inflatable pillow of love to replace her cone of shame.
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PROOF!! Evidence that Representative The Baked Potato surveilled the Spa Center/Capitol Complex and then passed detailed plans to the insurrectionists. IMPEACH BAKEY!! ImageImage
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17 Jan
I will now be referred to as a Naval Academy person because while I wasn’t not accepted I really wanted to go there. You will now and forever thank me for my imagined service. Any thing else is to hate the troops. USA 🇺🇸 (the flag emoji makes it legal).
We have gotten so fake tough guy stupid in this country that we now worship imagined military service. Almost SOF guys ‘storm’ the Capitol. Almost Naval Academy applicants storm congress. Almost adults. From now on I’m an astronaut cuz I wanted to be one but had bad vision.
Let’s change it up so people brag about being a good neighbor. That we accuse people of stolen goodness cuz they’re awful. Help your neighbors today. And then do it again tomorrow. This is the way. Everything else is posturing. Every neighborhood has a Henry. Lots of them. Help.
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In the days immediately after 9/11, my then-brand-new colleagues at US Capitol Police—including the now acting chief and assistant chief—& I lit flares on Pennsylvania & Constitutional Aves in the insane display to ‘deter a giant semi-truck bomb’. Seems so quaint compared to now
A sizable number of our neighbors are so entitled they still think they did nothing wrong literally breaking into the US Capitol. And many more are very violent. We should have been lighting flares to deter them but now no one sees or hears anything but what they want. Bad place
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