August, after getting caught demolishing a pack of Keebler Fudge Stripes, goes into full damage control. 🙄
This type of *highly* effective contrition lobbying wasn’t around when I needed it as a kid. 😑
This type of *highly* effective contrition lobbying wasn’t around when I needed it as a kid. 😑
“Dad I don’t even *like* those cookies”.
He totally worked me too. At the store he was like “dad didn’t you love these as a kid???”
I sure did, Nugget.
“Can we try them??” 😇
Uh, ok I guess. 😣
I sure did, Nugget.
“Can we try them??” 😇
Uh, ok I guess. 😣
“Sorry!!! I couldn’t help their good deliciousness!!” 😩
🏆 for me as dopey parent of the week award for leaving an unguarded box on the countertop under the “honor system” 🙄
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