I’m sending 500 lawyers to Punxsutawney immediately who will confirm Phil is part of the woodchuck deep state
Willing to even work across the aisle with the GOP to gerrymander Phil in time for next February
Did you see them check Phil for ID? I didn’t. STOP THE STEAL!!!
PHIL USES DOMINION MACHINES!!!

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1 Feb
Super. I wish you’d pay your workers here like you do in Denmark
All work has dignity. All paychecks must too.
Going on record to say I’d gladly-giddy even- pay an extra 39 cents for a Big Mac and have your workers make a dignified, living wage.

It’s time we take care of the workers who take care of the rest of us.
Read 4 tweets
1 Feb
August, after getting caught demolishing a pack of Keebler Fudge Stripes, goes into full damage control. 🙄

This type of *highly* effective contrition lobbying wasn’t around when I needed it as a kid. 😑 Image
“Dad I don’t even *like* those cookies”.
He totally worked me too. At the store he was like “dad didn’t you love these as a kid???”

I sure did, Nugget.

“Can we try them??” 😇

Uh, ok I guess. 😣
Read 5 tweets
29 Jan
🚨BREAKING: PA VOTER FRAUD🚨

Registered Allegheny County *REPUBLICAN* voted for his deceased wife (RIP 💀 2013) in the November 2020 election. 🗳

✅ So far in 2020, Trump has banked *100%* of the dead family member vote.

wtae.com/article/police…
Here we go, Dan:
I’m sorry but this is impossibly hilarious. *Four* cases of voter fraud in Pennsylvania out of 7M ballots and they ALL involve dead relatives voting for Trump.

Didn’t they always say it was dead Democrats that voted?? 😆
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26 Jan
You think that’s extreme in Arizona, try having a criminal record for life for using the same plant in Pennsylvania.
And now Delaware. It’s a blinding flash of the obvious.

GOP: Weed is dangerous.

Also GOP: Lying about the election and simping for Trump-what could possibly go wrong? Image
Omg now NORTH DAKOTA. 😳

marijuanamoment.net/anti-marijuana…
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19 Jan
A deeply divided state of affairs. Image
People say I gotta have a @Rutters one too so, uh twitter?
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19 Jan
Two (2) dead moms voting for Trump is 66.6% of the voter fraud committed in Pennsylvania for 2020.
distincttoday.net/2021/01/19/bil…
The remaining 33.3% of the voter fraud is a father fraudulently voting for Trump with his living, Democrat son’s ballot.
100% have been criminally charged with voter fraud and their fraudulent ballots were negated.

Thus, the 3 fraudulent ballots cast-out of 7M total- didn’t even count, furthermore, Biden carried PA by more than 80K votes.

But election fraud.
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