'a cat is just a little guy who lives in your house' well ok but what if your cat is a big guy who lives in your house and he stands on your eyeballs to wake you up. what then
hypothetical qualification but what if he has five times your twitter following and there are hundreds of people who will always side with him when you slightly criticise him for standing on your eyeballs
on his way to step on your eyeballs while you sleep 
thank you all for sharing your absolute bastard cats with me, i appreciate it
• • •
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to
force a refresh
