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4 Feb, 9 tweets, 4 min read
It's #WorldCancerDay so, let's talk about some of the utter nonsense that's promoted as cancer cure #quackery. Spoiler: none of them cure any kind of cancer. They might give you other health conditions to deal with, though.
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MMS (sodium chlorite solution) & CD (chlorine dioxide). MMS is sold as "water purification drops" & it does do that. It's also touted as a cure for literally everything, inc. cancer. It doesn't cure anything. It does cause gastrointestinal distress.
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Homeopathy: substances so extremely diluted in water or ethanol that no traces of the original molecule remain. In quite a few cases, that's a good thing--because the stuff in question is pretty nasty. Anyway, at best it's just sugar.

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Alkaline diets and bicarbonate of soda blood transfusions. No really, do I have to do this again? Yes, obviously, eat fruit & vegetables. But because fibre, nutrients etc, NOT because of some notion it's changing your blood pH. It's not.
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Black salve is a horrible mixture of bloodroot, zinc chloride & other skin irritants. It literally burns holes in your skin. This is not recommended by dermatologists. If you suspect skin cancer, please see a proper doctor.
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chronicleflask.com/2017/09/07/bla…
Hydrogen peroxide infusions are another "brilliant" idea by naturopaths, involving mixing 30% reagent grade hydrogen peroxide with water & administering as an intravenous drip. Hydrogen peroxide is corrosive. Does this really need spelling out?
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chronicleflask.com/2017/10/10/hyd…
Last but not least, apricot kernels. These contain amygdalin/laetrile/B17 (not a vitamin). They don't cure cancer. They do cause cyanide poisoning. Yes, really. Don't eat them.
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To finish: cancer isn't one disease. There's no simple cure that "big pharma" are hiding, & anyone saying so is probably selling something dangerous. If you have worrying symptoms, see a properly qualified doctor.
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cancerresearch.org @CR_UK #WorldCancerDay
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1) This is so funny

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