Here's my most memorable Argentina story. Was in BA in March 2019 for 3.5 days taking a class of undergrad students there as part of a Global Management course I teach. Half of them were Quant Fin majors, so obviously, I had packed the agenda with a lot of econ, fin talks.
For about 4-5 hours each day, there were talks from professors, analysts, start-ups, company visit. The rest of the day is socialization and exploration, mostly on our own except for dinner which was together. Now, these students were good students. Punctual, well behaved, polite
So except for one tiny incident later in Chile (very tiny), I didn't really have to do active chaperoning or even professoring. Plus I was generally letting them be. They're paying big money to be here. I'm not going to inject myself into their lives more than I have to.
So occasionally during the talks, if I noticed some attentions wander and phones be surreptitiously checked, I let it go unlike in class where I instantly address it. I was their age once. Heck, I'm my age now. Picking when to zone out is a crucial adulting skill. 😁
Predictably, the attention was tied to interest. They were most engaged during talks on economic policy, finance, and fin tech, especially in the fascinating context of 50% inflation for years in Argentina. Not so much during a dairy company visit. The inflation thing was big.
Before the talks, I had asked them to imagine the economic decisions one would have to make in an economy where inflation is that high! How do banks assesses risks and decide lending terms? How does currency hedging work? How does microfinance work with 50% inflation?
So by the end of the talks, most minds were blown and everyone was paying absolute attention looking at the fintech challenges. All very sophisticated and high tech. The company managing our visit had hooked us up with some cutting edge things in Buenos Aires. Five star type.
And here comes the story. At the farewell dinner, everyone was just like "how would X work in 50% inflation" where X was anything from retirement investment to robinhood to the bond market. With us were 2 local women in their late 20s who had been our host companions.
And y'all know how chatty Jersey kids are. Those two had practically been included in the group for any conversations. A student asked,
"How does mortgage work? How do you buy a house here?"
The two women looked at each other and cracked up in a sad laughter.
And what they told us was wow. Here's the story of one
"What mortgage when that money sitting in your bank account loses half it's value in a year? The banks can only trust the ultra wealthy to repay and even then, rates are crazy. No fin tech in house buying here."
"How I bought my house. How almost everyone not super rich buys a house. At the end of every month since I started working in college, whatever money remains, I turned into US dollars. Lots of USD in South America because of YOUR coke addiction."
*Uncomfortable laughter*
"I kept stashing those USD in a secret place in my house that.....I cannot share sorry. Every Argentinian has a stash of USD. What else can you do with 50% inflation? Once I had enough money to buy a small house I liked, I bought a specialty money armor to wear under my clothes."
"Everything, my stomach, my back, my boobs, wrapped in a jacket lined with dollars. It was a hot day 😭 and y'all make your money with cotton 😭."
*A big WHOA TIL sidebar to confirm with the prof (me) that USD are indeed cotton & linen.*
"I got dressed over it, sweating."
"My father and brother came with me, each carrying a gun they had borrowed. You can get robbed outside the builder's office because any robber knows there will be people with lots of cash walking in. So we have to take precautions."
"I don't have a brother. I just hired guys."
Said the other host.
"Going into that building to buy my house, I was weighed down and sweaty. And was thankful for my dad and brother displayed their guns because we definitely were scoped out by a couple of guys on a motorbike. But when I finally took it off in the office,"
"it felt like a much heavier weight had been stripped off my body. I had bought my own house."
And she seemed to be holding back tears. As were many of us. That personal story of how hard it is for someone just like you in another country to do things you take for granted.
"This is a starter house though. Not long term house." she added
"What's that?"
"First decent house in nice neighborhood with good resale value. Small but enough for me now. But I want to have kids and maybe have a husband."
*That sequence led to some exchanged looks 🤣*
"Better to turn money into house than hide it in a mattress. My saving continues. Once I save enough to upgrade, someone will come to me with a money coat to buy my house. Then I will go buy a slightly bigger one. We have to build our dream house sale by sale."
The other woman's story was similar. Except in her case, it was her and her wife saving together with the wife's mother for a house upgrade. No males. So they hired a proper security agency to escort them to buy their house.
To blow the student's minds even further, she added, "We are in a pretty good job by the way. We are upper middle class, quite privileged to be able to even do this. The real Argentina outside the shiny Globant office have harder lives that we can't even pretend to understand."
(The Globant visit had indeed transported me back to my Bombay or Bangalore days. How as soon as you step through the office doors, it's not just the AC that soothes you. It's this temporary sanitized quasi first world illusion that means more with the gloss.)
So yeah, their point was, it's way tougher for us to buy a house here than for you in the US. And yet, we are the lucky ones here!
No PowerPoint presentation in that trip was more of a learning experience for the students imho.
The other thing that fascinated students the most was the bizarre story of the Argentinian government pressuring local McDonald's franchises to fix the price of a Big Mac (google it). Cos financial press loves using the Big Mac Index. That's seriously sleazy media manipulation.
Basically the Argentinian govt's response to its economic woes has often been similar to the Modi govt's. There really isn't a problem other than vested interests, probably foreign, conspiring to create an image problem for Argentina. So perception above policy.
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Looks like Jared Solomon, the Bangalore lawyer who makes his living by sending what are in my opinion willfully disingenuous DMCA takedowns. @CricketAus probably being milked for a lot, in my opinion, by Jared bullying innocent cricket fans. Sleazy lawyer, in my opinion.
I found out that his boss is this Nandan at lawnk dude who is apparently super connected. Wrote to him. If any of you know him or Jared Solomon, please forward them this request. I really want to sue Jared for his perjury against me.
If you have received any DMCA takedowns on behalf of Jared Solomon like I did, here's my opinion. I think Jared knows these are not actually DMCA violations. I don't know if Nandan himself knows enough law to understand it. But tweeted short clips are NOT copyright violations.
Before losing their minds over 6 Rihanna words, the last couple of big online displays of proudly stupid desi male charm were
1. Trolled a Mexican street corn IG video saying that Mexicans roasting corn & rubbing chilli powder on them is "copied from Indian bhutta".
2. A Japanese IG account posted a video of a fancy creamy elaborate shaved ice recipe. And desi dudebros flooded the replies claiming this the very cold nation of Japan "copying baraf ka gola" from the largely tropical nation of India. Our jingoists are the stupidest.
Just came across the marathi phrase गनिमी कावा (guerrilla tactics) after ages and remembered a sweet and funny story from over 15 years ago. I was at a fancy resort in Lonavala for a corporate retreat. Ever the early riser, I was up and in the lobby cafe waiting for sunrise.
That's when a party of 3 walked in. An Indian lady in her 50s, a white lady about the same age (I'd later discover they were sisters in law), and a driver with a Hertz shirt. First, I found it very nice that the ladies insisted the driver join them for breakfast.
It was just me and them very early and this was before the days of smartphones so I pretty much followed the whole conversation without actively eavesdropping. They were sisters in law from the US here for a family visit. The indian lady originally from Delhi. Driver marathi.
So far, the clear winner in the #SuperBowl ad bowl is the T-Mobile campaign. Though Verizon is the official sponsor and blocked the Brady-Gronk ad, the other celeb studded ads are memorable too. That Gwen Stefani Adam Levine Blake Shelton ad was especially cute.
One thing Steve Jobs doesn't get explicit credit for sorta creating is the phenomenon of #SuperBowl ads being something people specifically like a newly released short film. The famous 1984 Apple ad (aired on tv only once, as a brilliant gimmick in hindsight) spawned that.
Until then, of course it was a big deal to advertise in the #SuperBowl just like the world series or world cup or olympics or Wimbledon. But this idiosyncratic unique quasi-entertainment cache of the ads started because of that 1984 ad still watched decades later
Waiting for India to fully wake up and hear about the #FarmersProtest ad aired during the #SuperBowl broadcast. Bhakt first instinct is to claim paid paid paid. Yeah, you have to pay almost 6 million dollars for 30 seconds.
I was saying it's a big tactical mistake to take this panga with American celebs of color going into the #SuperBowl weekend. That farmers ad was seen by THE biggest US audience that pays extra attention to ads. Every ad later gets discussed.
In no other sports event, from FIFA to NBA to even IPL, are the ads during the event reviewed and scrutinized in detail. It's a pretty big assignment in my marketing strategy course too. So tomorrow, this #FarmersProtest ad will get another lease of life.
Every year, I do a thread on the post-superbowl show lead-in phenomenon, another quirky thing. With some counter intuitive trivia. The most watched FRIENDS episode when the show aired was not the finale or any wedding or birth episode. Plotwise, unimportant and blah episode.
In fact with the Marcel the monkey storyline and very contrived guest appearances, it might be THE worst Friends episode ever. But it got more ratings than even the finale. Because it was right after a #SuperBowl on the same network. Which is a BIG decision every year.
SB broadcasts rotate between the networks. So every February, once the game ends, the network (this year CBS) have THE biggest potential captive audience of the year (a.k.a. lead-in), already primed to pay attention to ads. TV watching has traditionally been "sticky" behavior.