The children are inconsolable after the rock, due to his massive size, barely appears slimed at all
The Rock futilely tries to smear slime onto his face from his massive shoulders but their cries do not cease. Somewhere in a control room, a blonde woman with a severe haircut screams WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’RE OUT OF SLIME into a black headset
The program hard cuts to a still graphic of spongebob shrugging
Unthinkably, the rocks career is ended. He is best remembered for a meme derived from a dvd cover of himself riding a giant bee
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