If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, this bucket and ikebomisara are the only two things I’m bringing along.

Here’s why👇
The bucket handle, remove it and use it to cut off a zombie 🧟‍♂️ head
Use the same handle to catch fish and sharpen the edge as knife. Gotta be thinking multi tasking tools ooh
The bucket itself... use it to smack a zombie bitch in the face🧟‍♀️ she will receive sense, trust me.
Use that same bucket as a stool after trekking for six hours. And as pillow in the night.
If you want to baff or cook lunch, fetch water with it. When going for food runs, use it to pack plenty food that will last for a few days.

Can’t be fighting off zombies everyday. Mans gotta rest bruh🥵
The Ikebomisara....aaah
Use it to ration food for like 5 people. Can’t be eating like a prince during the apocalypse.

Use it to ration water too sef
The butt is very strong, African mums can use it to slap sense into their children who are exhibiting zombie behavior.😎
Shower and bathtub is good ooh....but get you these two in case of apocalypse or rapture sef. Who knows if they are fetching water in heaven🤔

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