It’s a fucking cancer that rips your content to shreds
You know why?
Coz you’re yapping
Endlessly😫
Long winded sentences that doesn’t lead anywhere🤦🏻
Disastrous passive sentences that make me want to bludgeon my eyes out👺
Fluff is the death of engagement
It’s the difference between great writers who know how to use punchy sentences that hits that sweet spot of clarity and writers who charge $20 for content💁🏻♂️
There’s too much fluff on the internet.
Your mission in life should be removing fluff from your content like an annoying fly buzzing in your ears while you sleep.
Say no to fluff today
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If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, this bucket and ikebomisara are the only two things I’m bringing along.
Here’s why👇
The bucket handle, remove it and use it to cut off a zombie 🧟♂️ head
Use the same handle to catch fish and sharpen the edge as knife. Gotta be thinking multi tasking tools ooh
The bucket itself... use it to smack a zombie bitch in the face🧟♀️ she will receive sense, trust me.