the steve bannon/mike lindell shitshow is off to a great start
hate to spend 20,000 dollars and bid on my own name against nobody, until it gets to a dollar a click and they Shut It Down
ok they're now showing an 8 minute stretch of Mike's shitty movie. Bannon will apparently come back and ask Lindell questions. this feels like an extremely long Tim and Eric sketch
Mike Lindell is now trying to explain his "two miracles":

MIRACLE 1: Something about "at 11:15 it broke the algorithms in the machine"

MIRACLE 2: It's good that Trump lost, because "the big gorilla in the room is the machines that would have stoled our elections forever"
someone raised their hand and go hey i seen this machine and it does this and I looked at it and we did this, pchhkooo, ya kno, i've said hey i've seen this, PCHKOO, so ya know they had ta come to me, cause they knew i wasn't gonna back down AND i have the platform
got through the first hour, @peltzmadeline is gonna watch the other two. I think Lindell is trying to invent a new form of bankruptcy

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