the steve bannon/mike lindell shitshow is off to a great start
hate to spend 20,000 dollars and bid on my own name against nobody, until it gets to a dollar a click and they Shut It Down
ok they're now showing an 8 minute stretch of Mike's shitty movie. Bannon will apparently come back and ask Lindell questions. this feels like an extremely long Tim and Eric sketch
Mike Lindell is now trying to explain his "two miracles":
MIRACLE 1: Something about "at 11:15 it broke the algorithms in the machine"
MIRACLE 2: It's good that Trump lost, because "the big gorilla in the room is the machines that would have stoled our elections forever"
someone raised their hand and go hey i seen this machine and it does this and I looked at it and we did this, pchhkooo, ya kno, i've said hey i've seen this, PCHKOO, so ya know they had ta come to me, cause they knew i wasn't gonna back down AND i have the platform
got through the first hour, @peltzmadeline is gonna watch the other two. I think Lindell is trying to invent a new form of bankruptcy
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welcome to dmca gang. Your account will get dinged for 3am posts with less than 200 views. It’s automated, but nobody has reported on it as far as I can tell
It rocks that completely unaccountable record companies are shitting out takedown notices, and Twitter just complied. I got a DMCA for screenshotting the avi of a freak who messages underage girls. That’s just the law these days
also got a dmca for a 2 minute video where I played quake champions with death grips at 10% volume. 700 views, posted at 2am several years ago. Forced to delete it
the blops cold war stealth mission is quite possibly the most improbable one in the entire series. i don't want to ruin anything for people who bought it but it's so bad that it's good
[as i am presented with 40 different ways of accomplishing the mission] yeah just put me back on rails so i can spray an ak74su again
there should be a special hidden mission where you get to fight for the soviets. i'm tired of slitting throats to protect frito lay's profit margins
what's the story here. your employees are fucking stupid? fire them, I guess
hey guys, I have some Bombshell Documents that I want to report out before the election. don't personally drive them to me or anything, just ship them with fedex or something. nah we don't need backups. chuck it in a box and i'll get it later