Sorry, young ladies, you and your families have already eaten all of today’s treats outside. ImageImage
You can tell they’re females because the patch on the back of the neck is grey rather than pure white.* Also the males are a glossier black, though you may need to see them together to notice.

* At least for the “race” (sub-species) Gymnorhina tibicen tibicen.
She’s discovering that since I vacuumed the floor there isn’t any spillage of the seeds to nibble on, though she did find a dead cricket.

(Anyone making a joke about me spilling my seed on the floor will be blocked and reported.) Image
I still had these two magpies standing nearby watching my every move so I persuaded them to go outside. Immediately three more magpies hanging around out there eagerly ran towards me. I told them I have no food and came back inside. Four of them followed me back in.
I’ll have to start handing out their treats at a specific time of the day, and no other, so they get used to the timetable.

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When it came time to do a weather forecast, I had no idea what it was. So I plugged the mic onto a 50m cable and walked out to where I had a view of the sky in all directions. I told the listeners I’d grown up on a farm so here’s what I reckon. I was pretty close, it turned out.
Meanwhile, a listener figured out where we must be, made a thermos of tea and grabbed a packet of biscuits, and drove out into the swamp to bring us a cuppa. She’d figured that our tower must be the one with the station wagon parked next to it, and obviously she was right.
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Four Grammarly adverts in nine minutes is a crime against humanity.
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“At the global level, radio remains the most widely consumed medium.”

Maybe later I’ll tell some stories.
Today is World Radio Day, and earlier today I said I might tell some stories later. Well, it’s later, so I’ll tell just a few tiny stories.
It begins in the 1980s, ’cos I’m getting old. I started at community station 5UV, now Radio Adelaide. Over a couple of years I learned how to do pretty much everything. I produced and presented a lot of different things, but started with classical music. radioadelaide.org.au
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He sounds nice.

Also, it’s the “scandal” that made his position untenable, not the comments. Yes of course, Bill. Arsehole.
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We’re currently 48% of the way to Target One. Thank you. Image
49% now, though I’m not sure about the leaf thing.
50% hurrah! Halfway there with half of the campaign remaining. I could give all of you a great big lick!
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Frequency may increase later.
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(Some of the news-related questions might be a bit difficult now. These were livestreamed in January, so about eight years ago.)
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