This has been bugging me for over a month: How the hell were they allowed to build a damn gallows in front of the Capitol? Like...you'd think someone would get out there and say, "Whoa, you're not allowed to do that."
And, I mean, this wasn't some little mockup or prop. It could support at least two people.
That means people were carrying in large pieces of solid wood. How was that allowed? Did they have a permit? Because I'm pretty sure that if I just started building a functioning gallows in Central Park, the cops would halt that pretty damn quickly.
And that gallows took a while to construct. It was pre-riot. There was time for Capitol police or park police to go out there and stop it.
I'm not gonna speculate or get conspiratorial about why it was allowed. But it's worth a question or two. As many have said, you don't waste the time and money building something like that unless you're intending to use it.
The fact that they were able to get away with building it is something that sticks out to me like, well, a gallows on the lawn in front of the Capitol.
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JFC, I came across this Ross Douthat column from November 13, 2016. It's titled, no shit, "He Made America Feel Great Again," and it's a speculative piece about how wildly successful Trump's first term "was," pretending to look back from 2020, after his reelection. Holy fuck.
Where to begin? How about with: "Here we are four years later, watching Trump bask in the glow of an easy re-election over the Warren-Booker Democratic ticket." Oh, Ross, how simple you are.
Then it gets just absurd: "Trump’s Keynesianism was mostly defense spending and tax cuts, but it included a huge infrastructure push — soon nicknamed 'TrumpWorks' — that doubled as a jobs program." Infrastructure Week forever in Douthat-Land!
This is the first time I've seen Kelly Loeffler speak. Jesus fuck, what a Klonopin-infused conservabot. There's no way that creepy fuckin' thing is human.
I mean, I've had fuckin' nightmares where Kelly Loeffler-like androids try to harvest my soul to power their batteries. I never thought those goddamn things were real.
I mean, if Pastor Warnock took out a crucifix, a sharp wooden stake, and a mallet and said, "I have these here just in case," everyone would nod and say, "Yeah, that makes sense."
I've been thinking a lot about a conversation I had with a dear Canadian friend in Calgary in January. We were talking about images of the United States and he brought up the Simon and Garfunkel song "America."
"I've always loved the hope in it," he said, "when they sing...
'They've all come to look for America.' That's how the world wants to see your country."
I said that was a lovely line, but the one that resonates most for me is "'Kathy, I'm lost,' I said though I knew she was sleeping/'I'm empty and aching and I don't know why.'"
I explained, "I just see that as the failure of America to live up to what it promises. So we just feel adrift and helpless." I added, "Or maybe that's just how I feel now" before smirking, "But, sure, leave behind the health care and relative stability here to look for America."
One more thing about this statement by Mitch McConnell: He is acknowledging that the GOP not only won't Senate seats in potential states of DC and Puerto Rico; he is saying that the GOP won't even try because that would mean broadening its appeal to the non-white people.
Democrats are actively trying to win Senate races in red states; they are even trying to turn red states blue. That has meant compromising some things in deeply red states, as with Manchin in WV and Jones in AL. But the GOP barely makes an effort in NY or CA.
Think about that: The GOP has given up on blue states. Democrats have not given up on red states. That tells you what you need to know about the potential for the declining power of the GOP.
Seriously, you could just have each speaker come out and say how they'd suck Trump's dick. "Oh, I'd suck it so good that he'd fire jizz right through my head and I'd be proud to be murdered that way," say Matt Gaetz.
Ronna McDaniel: "I'd suck his cock and tongue wash his balls and he'd look down at me with gratefulness in his eyes and say, 'Now do the taint,' and I would."
Nikki Haley: "I'd suck Trump's dick and grab his mushroom stem with three fingers and just work it and work it, jacking him off right into my anxious mouth until he's sweaty and begging me to stop and begging me to keep going."